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Best Musical Act
1. Arcade Fire
2. United Steel Workers of Montreal
3. The Brains
4. Velvet Trench Vibes
5. Sam Roberts
6. Plants and Animals
7. Wolf Parade
8. Code Pie
9. Priestess
10. Handsome Furs
Honourable mentions: Nomadic Massive, Duchess Says, Malajube, Rufus Wainwright, Stars, Shane Murphy.
No surprise at the top—Arcade Fire once again take the top slot, and like last year, United Steel Workers have united enough votes for second place. The surprise comes with the bronze-medal placing of the Brains—see article—who presumably got their friends together and savaged and devoured enough of the competition to achieve such a ranking, given that they weren’t even on the radar last year. Last year’s third-placers, Code Pie, tumble down to eighth place, and Wolf Parade slide down two notches.
Freakiest local act
1. AIDS Wolf
2. Duchess Says
3. Death Boat
4. Goat Christ
5. Bloodshot Bill
6. Pad Class
7. The Unsettlers
8. Chronicles of Israfel
9. Nista
10. Creature
Honourable mentions: Tony Ezzy, Trigger Effect, Beast
Last year’s peak freak was Tony Ezzy, who garnered enough votes to earn an honourable mention this year but not a top-10 slot (likewise for those wholesome, fresh-faced merrymakers Trigger Effect). Tony, c’mon, weird us out more! Racketeers AIDS Wolf, meanwhile, pounce from fourth to first place by sheer dint of delirious din and marvellous mayhem. Bird-worshippers Duchess Says and ass-pirates Death Boat remain at second and third place respectively, while Pad Class, the Unsettlers, Chronicles of Israfel and Creature cling to positions on the local bizarre-o-meter.
Most Pretentious Local Act
1. Arcade Fire
2. The Dears
3. The Stills
4. Jonas
5. Amanda Mabro
6. Simple Plan
7. AIDS Wolf
8. Handsome Furs
9. Pierre Lapointe
10. Coeur de Pirate
Honourable mentions: Rufus Wainwright, Jason Bajada, Omnikrom, Nevers
The top six in this department of dubious distinction remain the same as last year, with the Dears moving up a few steps—was it the concert with the kids’ choir? Was that going too far? Oddly enough, perennial pretentiousness poster kids godspeed you! black emperor garnered only a skinny fistful of votes this year (which they can presumably lift to heaven like an antenna). Pierre Lapointe makes the list, likely due to his ambitious and abstracted Place des Arts show, Mutantès. Omnikrom is an honourable mention—strange, given that lowbrow goofiness is their stock in trade.
Heaviest Local Act
1. Priestess
2. Ominous Monsta
3. Bionic
4. Eleveneighty
5. Dutch Oven
6. Arcade Fire
7. Adult Crash
8. AIDS Wolf
9. Trigger Effect
10. Derelict
Honourable mentions: Chronicles of Israfel, Death Boat, Mad Parish, Dead Wife
Priestess take it by a landslide here, retaining their number-one position on a list of 10 that should probably—wait for it—“go to 11.” The mighty Bionic are knocked down a notch by the insurgent second placing of newcomers Ominous Monsta. What could that mean? Who knows, but it sure seems… ominous.
Best Hip Hop Act
1. Nomadic Massive
2. Velvet Trench Vibes
3. Annakin Slayd
4. M.O.
5. Mugz
6. Magnum 357
7. AOT Live
8. Omnikrom
9. The Narcicyst
10. Malicious
Honourable mentions: SoCalled, Random Recipe, Sans Pression, Typecast, Payz Play, Milli Millz
Best Club DJ
1. Stevie V
2. Keith Dean
3. Truspin
4. Diamond Cut
5. Mini
6. Kwite Sane
7. Mary Hell
8. Quest
9. Team Canada
10. Frigid
Honourable mentions: Cherry Cola, Hatchmatik, Jordan Dare, MC Mario, Skratch Bastid, A-Rock, Plastic Patrick, Angel Moraes, Misstress Barbara, Tiga, Toddy Flores, Hurricane & D.G.
A stunner this year—DJ Stevie V of Laval’s Moomba club, who hosted a visit from C+ C Music Factory and a Lady Gaga birthday/after party this year, rockets up from last year’s eighth place to the very pinnacle in this category. Consider that a big stuffed kick in the ass to the wax-packers of the Main and the Village. It’s cool to note that two electro-oriented bad girls, Mini and Mary Hell, made their way onto the list this year.
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Best Country/folk Act
1. United Steel Workers of Montreal
2. Ladies of the Canyon
3. Notre Dame de Grass
4. Lake of Stew
5. Li’l Andy
6. Katie Moore
7. Lee Mellor
8. Yesterday’s Ring
9. Bloodshot Bill
10. No Barbers Required
Honourable mentions: Charlotte Cornfield, Angela Desveaux, Little Birdie, the Unsettlers, Sonny Best Band, Tim Walsh, Salty Dog
USWM maintain their iron grip on this category, taking the top slot by a mile. Following closely are most of last year’s winners, in slightly shuffled ranking. Incidentally, many people voted for “Canada”—a questionable blend of patriotism and poor text comprehension, or snarky jest?
1. Oscar Peterson
2. Amanda Mabro
3. Nikki Yanofsky
4. Franco Proietti Morph-tet
5. Susie Arioli
6. Kalmunity Vibe Collective
7. Stina August
8. Oliver Jones
9. Ranee Lee
10. Indigone Trio
Honourable mentions: Dawn Tyler Watson, Jeri Brown, Jordan Officer, Matt Herskowitz, Michelle Sweeney, Turtleboy, Wray Downes
Technically speaking, given that he passed away in 2007, Oscar Peterson should be disqualified from this list. But there’s no denying that the big man born on Delisle street in St-Henri is Montreal’s most recognized jazz export, a guy who helped put this city on the jazz fan’s map and paved the way for the many talents mentioned above. The ladies rule the rest of the roost here—cabaret queen Amanda Mabro, honey-piped heroine Ranee Lee, precocious pup Nikki Yanofsky, swing-slinger Susie Arioli and Icelandic import Stina August all rank—though sax symbol Franco Proietti and his Morph-tet wriggle into fourth place.
HEAVIEST LOCAL ACT #2: Ominous Monsta
1. Leonard Cohen
2. Sam Roberts
3. Pierre Lapointe
4. Celine Dion
5. Coeur de Pirate
6. Lee Mellor
7. Rae Spoon
8. Rufus Wainwright
9. Amanda Mabro
10. Martha Wainwright
Honourable mentions: Patrick Watson, Katie Moore, Charlotte Cornfield, Shane Murphy, Michelle Boback
Lenny’s still our man, year in and year out. Sam Roberts, bumped off the list last year by Rufus Wainwright, regains the second-place position he’d held in ’07. Wainwright’s dropped heavily down to eight place, while his sister Martha sneaks in at #10. Pierre Lapointe, absent last year, boldly wrests third place, joining la Celine and ingénue Coeur de Pirate in a francophone hat trick for the number 3, 4 and 5 positions.
Best Busker
1. Spoonman
2. Spider-Man
3. Hollywood
4. Richard Baxter, bucket drummer
5. Blind family of singers, Guy metro
6. Bin Jiang, accordion player
7. South American group with zampoña (pan flute)
8. Hugger Busker
9. Stilt Man
10. Three-recorder nose-playing guy
Honourable mentions: Bad News Brown, Chaotic Insurrection Ensemble
Spoonman and Spider-Man retain their top slots this year, while Stilt Man takes a tumble (that’s gotta hurt!) from fourth place last year down to ninth, and the friendly-Viking-lookin’ dude with the snotty recorders hits tenth from third. On the other hand, bucket drummer Richard Baxter—who one respondent remarks “looks like a Black Sabbath roadie”—bumps up from sixth place to fourth. There’s debate as to the nationality of the pan-flautists—Peru and Ecuador are both cited. Bad News Brown, who ranked at number 8 last year, only gets an honourable mention, but with a new album out in mere moments, his news is about to get better. Some other worthy mentions in a category that often defies precise identification: “The guy at Peel that sings about DNA and has a big moustache,” “The guy who plays guitar sitting in a little cardboard fishing boat,” “the guy that plays the upright bass and yells at passersby,” “Kazakh (I presume) accordion guy who plays the same song over and over again at Lionel-Groulx,” “that guy playing random tuneless chords, wearing a Santa Claus hat” and of course, Jimi Hendrix Air Guitar Dude.
Best Local Music Label
1. Dare To Care
2. Indica
3. Ninja Tune
4. Alien8
5. Constellation
6. Turbo
7. Stomp
8. Justin Time
9. BPU 514
10. Secret City
Honourable mentions (in a category that seems to get more populous every year, even as the record industry folds in on itself like an origami warthog): Urban Heat, Signed By Force, Urban Handed Works, Little Baby, Grosse Boîte, Saboteur
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