NETWORTHY: Insignificant details
by MICHAEL CITROME
February 16, 2012
Lookie loo: Lookatthisfuckingperson does something cute. It shows a photo of a person with something very obviously distinctive about them, like, for example, an incredibly bootylicious woman with cookies stacked precariously on her shelf-butt (which sticks out like an air conditioner) and a glass of milk wedged in her ass crack, and then points out that she is wearing earrings. Or some dude posed sitting on a couch with an enormous rooster sitting on his lap, and advising the reader of his Adidas hoodie.
It’s a freak show, people, but we’re talking about the colour of their socks at lookatthisfuckingperson.com.
Rolling in it: Rich guys tend to be the ones to run for U.S. president. Mitt Romney earned $42-million over the last two years, bringing his net wealth to over $250-million.
But did you know George Washington was super-wealthy in his day? Old Wooden Teeth would be worth $500-million in today’s money. The Week has more on the richest dudes to seek the Oval Office at bit.ly/y4pjQR.
—MICHAEL CITROME
MIKECITROME@YAHOO.COM
TWITTER: @MIKECITROME
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