Montreal Mirror : Eighth Annual Sex Survey: Entry Form

Hey ho, it’s the Montreal Mirror’s eighth annual Sex Survey. Grab your pens (as Dorothy Parker would say, "That, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.") and let’s get ready to bumble!

WIN ONE OF TWO GREAT PRIZES: A $75 gift basket, courtesy of Sensoria or a $100 gift certificate, courtesy of JoyToyz!
How to participate: Fill out the online survey form below. Or drop off, mail, e-mail (pouledeluxe@yahoo.com) or fax your answers to the Mirror offices. Don’t forget to include your name, address and telephone number so we can inform you that you’ve won! 465 McGill, 3rd floor, Mtl, PQ, H2Y 4B4. Fax: (514)393-3173. Deadline: Feb. 6, 2003.
Conducted by Sasha. Presented by Sensoria
(www.sensoria-boutique.com) and JoyToyz (www.joytoyz.ca).

The annual favourites:
1.	Your most unique masturbation item, how it was used and is it now part of the roster?


2.	Your worst sex accident. What did you tell the doctor in emergency and did he or she believe you?


3.	Your favourite commercially produced sex toy and why?


4.	The worst piece of shit you’ve ever bought and what it’s doing now?


All new:
5.	The sexiest thing anyone’s ever said to you. Still makes you feel like you’re in a Jean-Luc Godard film.


6.	In your estimation, the most "where the hell did they come up with that one?" thing anyone’s ever asked you to do.


7.	Are you a cheater? If yes, why, and why don’t you just come clean and try an open relationship?


8.	Are you in an open relationship? How’s it working out?


9.	Ever try to starfuck someone? What was the outcome?


10.	The most romantic thing you’ve ever done that now makes you cringe like you’re sucking on a thousand lemons.


11.	The most hilarious/dated/embarrassing advice ever given by a parent that now strikes you as totally relevant.


Last but not least...
12.	...the much-lauded story section, where contestants vie for excellent prizes and a chance to launch their literary careers: Your best tale of sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll. Something you’d put on your resumé if you were applying to be in Led Zeppelin. One hundred words or less.


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