Ass kissing and electrostimulation

Dear Sasha, For what it’s worth, “You have turned a complex, erogenous and essential body part into a Doris Day song” [“Bleaching your butthole,” March 8], is by far one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read in print. Thank you for making me laugh out loud, and thank you in advance for the certain chuckling over the next few days.

On the subject of asses, it seems I’m kissing yours right now. While I’m at it, kudos for being willing to help out that fellow by going on a date with him, hopefully pointing out whatever bothersome …

Can’t cum

Dear Sasha, My fiancée and I have been together for a long time and we have a great relationship. We’ve always been open with one another and we’ve explored our sexuality together, leading us to do things we had once considered taboo. Over the last few months I simply haven’t been able to properly satisfy her. When we make love, she’ll be about to climax and then it just stops for her. She says that the climax builds intensely and then just turns off.

Normally, after an orgasm she’s very sensitive and we don’t always continue. On the occasions that …

Parlez dirty to moi

Chère Sasha, My lover has been away for a while. The only way to have a bit of fun together is by phone. I come easily. Not him. What can I say to him? What kind of dirty talk?

I know that he can come by himself alone, but I want to be involved like he did for me. We are great lovers. We make love very often when we are together. Most of the time, it’s amazing for both of us. If I’m good in bed I’m not so good on the phone. As you can see, my English …