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Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Police dog Diggs (James Marsden) and top spy Butch (Nick Nolte) join forces with a cat and a pigeon to defeat an evil hairless cat named Kitty Galore (Bette Midler). The whole thing is some kind of animal homage to James Bond. Basically, this is just another CGI/3D orgy with special effects being thrown at your face. Hollywood is on crack, so wear your 3D glasses all day everywhere you go and enjoy the ride. (RH) Spheretech Sat-Sun 1pm, 2:55pm Côte-des-Neiges 1:10pm Concert, Le A comedy about classical music, anti-Semitism and the Bolshoi orchestra. Beaubien (FST) 12:10pm, 2:40pm, 7:15pm, 9:40pm Despicable Me Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) is a crotchety supervillain who’s a bit behind the times. Tech-savvy new villain on the block Vector (Jason Segel) makes it his goal to dethrone the older baddie and embarrass him with his new array of weapons and evil schemes. What’s a Gru to do? Well, shrink and steal the moon, of course! This 3D family comedy isn’t flawless, but when it’s funny it’s bloody hilarious. Still a step down from Pixar, but not a huge one. (CS) Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 12:20pm, 2:35pm, 5pm, 7:20pm, 9:45pm Colisée Kirkland 1:10pm, 3:30pm, 7:15pm Dinner for Schmucks Bromantic straight man Paul Rudd is an ambitious executive, and Steve Carrell the half-witted taxman and amateur taxidermist who bumbles his way into Rudd’s life, in this loose remake of French comedy “Le Dîner des cons.” Director Jay Roach keeps the humour at a consistently silly level, so you have to be in that kind of mood, but riotously ridiculous performances from Carrell, Zak Galifanakis and Jemaine Clement (“Flight of the Conchords”) keep the laughs flowing all the way through. (MF) AMC Forum 2:15pm, 5:05pm, 8pm, 10:40pm
Eat Pray Love Based on the book that made millions of women with emotional problems stuff their faces with pizza and meditate, this features Julia Roberts as Elizabeth Gilbert, the divorced writer who travelled for a year. Fuck seeing this. Instead, buy a one-way plane ticket, get fat on exotic foods, wear loose pants, find a guru, scrub some floors, drink some tequila, eat again, get your palm read by some old guy with no teeth and hope that Javier Bardem will also want to have sex with you. (RH) Spheretech 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:45pm, 3:30pm, 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 12:10am Colossus Laval 12pm, 3:20pm, 6:40pm, 10pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 1:20pm, 4:40pm, 8:10pm; Tue 2:10pm, 6:40pm, 10pm AMC Forum 12:15pm, 1pm, 2:45pm, 3:30pm, 4:15pm, 6pm, 6:45pm, 7:30pm, 9:15pm, 10pm, 10:45pm Colisée Kirkland 12:45pm, 3:45pm, 6:45pm, 9:45pm Cavendish 12:55pm, 3:45pm, 6:40pm, 9:30pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 5pm, 8pm; Tue 2pm, 5pm, 8pm Lasalle 6:30pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:30pm, 3:30pm, 6:30pm, 9:30pm Des Sources 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:45pm, 3:30pm, 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 12:10am Lacordaire 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:45pm, 3:30pm, 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 12:10am Côte-des-Neiges 1:05pm, 3:40pm, 7pm, 9:35pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 Sat-Sun 12:45pm, 3:30pm, 6:45pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 12:10pm Expendables, The A deliberate throwback to the action flicks of the ‘80s, this directorial effort from Sylvester Stallone co-stars a rogues’ gallery of tough guys: Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Steve Austin. It’s not boring, though not particularly distinguished on any level either; it feels like a mash-up of every straight-to-video action thriller of the last 25 years. If that sounds appealing, you’ll have fun. (MS) Colossus Laval 1:30pm, 4:30pm, 7:40pm, 10:20pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Lacordaire 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Spheretech 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 1:40pm, 4:40pm, 7:15pm, 10pm Des Sources 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Cavendish 1:40pm, 4:30pm, 7:10pm, 9:35pm; Mon 5:30pm, 7:45pm; Tue 2:40pm, 5:30pm, 7:45pm Colisée Kirkland 1:30pm, 4:10pm, 7:30pm, 10pm Côte-des-Neiges 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:10pm, 9:10pm Angrignon 7:05pm, 9:45pm; Sat-Sun, Tue 1:05pm, 4:05pm, 7:05pm, 9:45pm Filière 13 After the success of “Les 3 p’tits cochons,” Patrick Huard’s second directorial attempt disappoints. Tough detective guy Thomas (Claude Legault) almost kills a suspect by leaving him in the car. Police spokesman Jean-François (Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge) ruins his career by having a panic attack in front of the media. Their boss Benoît (Claude Doucet) decides to give them a useless assignment to get rid of them. The jokes fall flat and the storyline gets boring quickly. Comedian André Sauvé is the best part as a hilarious psychiatrist. (RH) Beaubien 10am, 5:10pm
I, Don Giovanni Carlos Saura, known mostly for his documentaries and dramas on traditional Spanish dance, turns his gaze to another form with this glimpse at the heyday of 18th-century Venetian poet and librettist Lorenzo da Ponte (Lorenzo Balducci), who finds himself adapting the titular classic opera with a young composer by the name of Mozart (Lino Guanciale). The narrative and visual styles are sometimes a little off, but fans of opera and period pieces in general will most likely be on board with this frilly affair. (MF) AMC Forum (EST) 12:25pm, 3:25pm, 6:30pm, 9:35pm Beaubien (FST) 10am, 12:30pm, 7pm, 9:30pm
Lebanon Samuel Maoz’s film, set during the 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon, takes place inside a tank, where a group of young Israeli soldiers prepares to cross the Lebanese border. The entire film unfolds within the tank, with any action outside of it seen only through its sights. This makes the tension much more immediate, but also makes the film uncomfortable to watch, sometimes harshly so. But in all its difficulty, it’s a brave film, an unflinching look at war and what it does to a soldier’s humanity. (MF) AMC Forum (EST) 12:25pm, 2:50pm, 5:25pm, 7:50pm, 10:25pm Cinéma du Parc See Repertory. Les Regrets Cinéma Parallèle See Repertory.
Lottery Ticket Produced by Ice Cube and starring former barking rap child Bow Wow, this comedy somehow lacks bite (ayo!). Bow Wow plays a poor kid from the projects who gives his last dollar to bodega owner T-Pain (wouldn’t you?) to buy a lottery ticket. When he wins the $370 million prize, everybody in the ‘hood starts knocking at his door. Disappointing and not funny, except for Ice Cube as a weird old guy in a basement. And T-Pain, of course. (RH) Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 1:20pm, 3:55pm, 6:45pm, 9:40pm; Wed-Thu 3:55pm, 9:40pm Lacordaire 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:05pm, 5:10pm, 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:25pm Spheretech 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:05pm, 5:10pm, 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:25pm Angrignon 7:25pm, 9:40pm; Sat-Sun, Tue 12:45pm, 2:55pm, 5:10pm, 7:25pm, 9:40pm Mesrine: L'Instinct de la mort Vincent Cassel stars as Jacques Mesrine, the real-life bank robber whose exploits thrilled and horrified France in the 1970s, in this first part of a two-part film series based on his life. “Killer Instinct” explores the man’s early life, including a detour to Quebec, where he teamed up with the FLQ and was in and out of various prisons (mostly getting out through wild breakouts). A great character, and a great period to explore, but the film lacks a confident touch and starts to feel like yet another bland international co-production. (MS) Lasalle 6:50pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1:15pm, 3:45pm, 6:50pm, 9:20pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 12:50pm, 3:30pm, 6:50pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 12:05am AMC Forum (EST) 1:50pm, 4:35pm, 7:15pm, 10:05pm Beaubien 10:50am, 1:30pm, 4:10pm, 6:45pm, 9:20pm Quartier Latin 12:50pm, 3:50pm, 6:45pm, 9:30pm
Nanny McPhee Returns Emma Thompson is back as Nanny McPhee, an ugly version of Mary Poppins. This time, she rescues poor Isabel Green (Maggie Gyllenhaal), whose husband is off to war, leaving her to take care of their children and farm all by herself. The lesson here is that, at the end of the day, women just can’t take care of pigs and kids without a strong man or a fat, hideous magic hag. A cute kids’ movie with some good poo jokes. (RH) Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 12:45pm, 3:50pm, 7:10pm, 9:55pm Cavendish 1:20pm, 4pm, 6:35pm, 9pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 5:25pm, 7:50pm; Tue 2:10pm, 5:25pm, 7:50pm Des Sources 7pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:20pm, 7pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Colisée Kirkland 12:50pm, 3:20pm, 6:55pm, 9:25pm Spheretech 7pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:20pm, 7pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 12:55pm, 3:15pm, 6:55pm, 9:15pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:35pm Lasalle 6:45pm, 9:25pm; Sat-Sun 1:05pm, 3:50pm, 6:45pm, 9:25pm Lacordaire 7pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:20pm, 7pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Colossus Laval 12:50pm, 3:40pm, 6:30pm, 9:10pm Other Guys, The Will Ferrell is the heart and soul of this buddy-cop send-up directed by Ferrell's BFF Adam McKay. The choice of quality comedies this summer has been unusually meager, so while this spoof begs for about 20 minutes of hardcore editing it still walks away with the current “funniest movie of the summer” award based on its quotability. Be warned though: Mark Wahlberg stars opposite as the oft-scowling partner as the two try and crack a massive cover-up, and he's just as terrible as he always is. (CS) Colisée Kirkland 1:15pm, 3:55pm, 6:45pm, 9:05pm; Sat 1:15pm, 3:55pm, 6:45pm Lacordaire 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 1:15pm, 3:30pm, 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:45pm Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 1:10pm, 4:05pm, 6:50pm, 9:25pm; Wed-Thu 1:10pm, 6:50pm Lasalle 7:15pm, 9:55pm; Sat-Sun 1:10pm, 4:20pm, 7:15pm, 9:55pm Spheretech 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 1:15pm, 3:30pm, 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:45pm Colossus Laval 12:45pm, 3:35pm, 6:35pm, 9:15pm; Thu 12:45pm, 3:35pm, 9:55pm Des Sources Mon-Wed 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 1:15pm, 3:30pm, 7:15pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:45pm Piranha 3D Someone at Dimension Films was probably sitting in a dark room, watching the billions of trailers for upcoming 3D films featuring puppies and owls, and he decided to fight back. He imagined naked porn stars performing an underwater ballet, teenage girls projectile vomiting and angry piranhas eating a bunch of naked people, spitting out decapitated dicks at your face…all in 3D. Enjoy! Bring the kids and in-laws and then go for lunch! (RH) Colossus Laval 12:20pm, 2:40pm, 5pm, 7:20pm, 9:40pm; Mon-Thu 240pm, 5pm, 7:20pm, 9:40pm Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 12:15pm, 2:40pm, 5:10pm, 7:40pm, 10:15pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 1:10pm, 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:10pm Cavendish 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7:20pm, 9:20pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 5:40pm, 8:05pm; Tue 2:45pm, 5:40pm, 8:05pm Des Sources 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Sat-Sun 1:10pm, 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:10pm Spheretech 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Sat-Sun 1:10pm, 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:10pm Lasalle 7pm, 9:25pm; Sat-Sun 12:40pm, 2:45pm, 4:55pm, 7pm, 9:25pm Lacordaire 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Sat-Sun 1:10pm, 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:10pm, 9:10pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:10pm Colisée Kirkland 1pm, 3:10pm, 5:15pm, 7:30pm, 9:45pm Côte-des-Neiges 1:15pm, 3:15pm, 5:15pm, 7:15pm, 9:15pm Salt This summer’s haul of action-packed blockbusters is pretty thin, so Angelina Jolie is generating more buzz with this generic spy flick than is warranted. The preposterous plot is rife with one ludicrous twist after another—Jolie, a CIA agent named Evelyn Salt, has been accused of being a double agent. As she blasts her way out of captivity, questions mount as to who this chick with the artillery really is. Props to Jolie for making this terribly written film even semi-watchable. She’s captivating. (CS) Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 1:05pm, 4pm, 6:55pm, 9:35pm Spheretech 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Sat-Sun 1pm, 3:05pm, 5:10pm, 7:15pm, 9:20pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:25pm
Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Nicolas Cage is Balthazar Blake, one of Merlin’s apprentices who locked his arch-nemesis Maxim Horvath (Alfred Molina) in a doll centuries ago. When Molina is released in present-day Manhattan, Cage recruits the help of awkward physics geek Dave Stutler (Jay Baruchel) to stop Molina from, you know, taking over the world. Cage and Baruchel are an awesome team and both fun to watch. Expect the usual: magic, dragons, good versus evil and so on. If you’re looking to be entertained, you won’t be disappointed. (RH) Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal Fri, Sun 12:25pm, 3:15pm, 6:40pm, 9:30pm; Sat 12:25pm, 3:15pm, 6:40pm
Switch, The Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) is a single professional in New York who hears the ticking of her biological clock and decides to seek out the perfect sperm donor to concoct her dream child. Wally (Jason Bateman) is her platonic best friend, who drunkenly replaces the sperm sample of Aniston’s too-perfect choice (Patrick Wilson) with his own. When Bateman is called upon to be an uncle figure to his biological son, hilarity doesn’t ensue. The pair actually have decent screen chemistry, but they can’t overcome a bad script. (MF) Mega Plex Marché Central 18 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Lacordaire 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Colisée Kirkland 1:20pm, 3:50pm, 7:05pm, 9:25pm; Wed-Thu 3:50pm, 7:05pm, 9:25pm Cavendish 1:30pm, 4:20pm, 6:50pm, 9:10pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 5:15pm, 7:40pm; Tue 2:20pm, 5:15pm, 7:40pm Côte-des-Neiges 1:05pm, 3:05pm, 5:05pm, 7:05pm, 9:05pm Spheretech 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Des Sources 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Sat-Sun 12:50pm, 3pm, 5:10pm, 7:20pm, 9:30pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11:40pm Cinema Banque Scotia Montréal 1:30pm, 4:15pm, 7:05pm, 9:50pm Angrignon 6:45pm, 9:10pm; Sat-Sun, Tue 12:50pm, 3:50pm, 6:45pm, 9:10pm Colossus Laval 12:15pm, 2:45pm, 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:25pm; Mon-Tue 2:45pm, 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:25pm; Wed 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:25pm; Thu 1pm, 5:15pm, 7:45pm, 10:25pm
Toy Story 3 The Pixar crew once again prove their cinematic infallibility by producing this near perfect conclusion to the immensely popular trilogy about what happens to children’s toys as they are outgrown. It’s basically a play on old prison escape movies, combined with the same random detours into silliness as the previous flicks. The result is a family film that perfectly balances elements of action, drama and comedy into the first true megahit of the summer. You absolutely can’t miss it. (CS) Colisée Kirkland Fri-Tue 1:05pm AMC Forum 1:30pm, 4:10pm, 6:55pm, 9:30pm; Tue 1:30pm, 4:10pm, 9:30pm Spheretech Sat-Sun 10:30am, 1pm, 3:20pm Trois temps après la mort d'Anna When her daughter is murdered, a middle-aged divorcée (Guylaine Tremblay) retreats to the Quebec countryside, where she works through her grief, reconnects with an old love (François Papineau), and loses touch with reality a little. Any resemblance to a Hollywood weepie is strictly coincidental: writer/director Catherine Martin is a severe minimalist, and the extreme stillness of her style makes some moments powerful but others a bit stilted. Depending on your tastes, the film is either grave and austere or boring and depressing. (MF) Beaubien 10:20am, 3pm, 5pm; Sat-Sun 3pm, 5pm Vampires Suck Too late for review. Lacordaire 7:05pm, 9pm; Sat-Sun 1:20pm, 3:15pm, 5:10pm, 7:05pm, 9pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11pm Côte-des-Neiges 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 7pm, 9pm Mega Plex Marché Central 18 1:20pm, 3:15pm, 5:10pm, 7:05pm, 9pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11pm Cavendish 1:10pm, 3:10pm, 5:10pm, 7:25pm, 9:45pm; Mon, Wed-Thu 4:55pm, 7:10pm; Tue 2:15pm, 4:55pm, 7:10pm Colisée Kirkland 12:55pm, 2:55pm, 4:50pm, 6:50pm, 9:15pm Colossus Laval 12:05pm, 2:25pm, 4:45pm, 7:05pm, 9:25pm; Mon-Tue 2:25pm, 4:45pm, 7:05pm, 9:25pm; Wed-Thu 2:25pm, 4:45pm, 7:15pm, 9:25pm Spheretech 7:05pm, 9pm; Sat-Sun 1:20pm, 3:15pm, 5:10pm, 7:05pm, 9pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11pm Des Sources 7:05pm, 9pm; Sat-Sun 1:20pm, 3:15pm, 5:10pm, 7:05pm, 9pm; Late show Fri-Sat 11pm Lasalle 7:10pm, 9:15pm; Sat-Sun 1:25pm, 4:15pm, 7:10pm, 9:15pm AMC Forum 1:25pm, 3:40pm, 5:55pm, 8:10pm, 10:25pm
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