M Yes, I'm just calling to say that I'm very, very disappointed that the Sizzla show went down on Friday. I just can't believe that Montreal let him go on. I'm very disappointed with that. These are people that are PREACHING HATE in the black community. I just cannot stand the fact that it went on. That's all I have to say. [BLEEP!]

M This is about the "No Pimp" policy thing. That's the most racist thing I've ever heard. Did you know there are pimps who aren't black? There are white people who are pimps! Also, it takes two to tango. It's those stupid little white Quebecer girls who are getting taken advantage of and accepting that shit. You've gotta be a loser in 2004 to still get pimped - there's no use for pimps anymore. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, what's up? I'm just ranting about a rumour I heard. I heard that the city was going to spend a bunch of money to paint over all of the UNDER PRESSURE artwork and I was just saying what's gonna happen when you have blank walls and then all of these little graffiti kids are gonna put their tags up? It's not gonna be pretty. [BLEEP!]

M Okay, to the guy bitching about the M39 weed. Number one, try and find another weed that grows within 39 days, literally. Thirty-nine days. Everything else is like 60 or 90 days. This stuff grows really fast and it's cheap. Plus, you guys don't wanna pay much and the only other solution to not paying much is outdoor stuff. M39 it's, like, the standard. It's the cheapest most commercial shit, it gets the job done and it's there. The other alternative is exotic indoor stuff that's, like, 50 bucks or 45 bucks for a three-and-a-half. Either get a bigger budget or grow it yourself - you'll understand why. [BLEEP!]

M To the girl who was upset that there are no more DEALERS at Berri, well, all she has to do is go on Ste-Catherine. They all moved down to where they used to be, near St-Laurent. The reason they're not at Berri is, like, hello, there are fucking cameras everywhere at Berri! Who wants to sell drugs in front of a camera when there's a cop watching? Be real, you drug addict. That's always been the biggest problem with you drug addicts: you don't care about the dealers. You always want your drugs but you don't care if the dealer gets busted. Get a clue. Be smarter. Be safer. Don't get people busted because you want drugs. Peace. [BLEEP!]

M This is for the guy talking about the guy roughly slapping some chick's tits, being HOMELESS and whatnot. Okay, I'm tired of this. I'm tired of hearing all of these stupid rants [getting angry] from stupid imbeciles - ignorant little bastards - who don't know shit about life trying to say, "Oh, street people are like this, street people are like that." You don't know shit about us, man! You don't know fuck all! But you know what? We would love for somebody, anybody, to sit down and talk with us, get to know us, ask us what our life is like, why are we here, what did we do to get to this point. Did you ever stop and think that maybe we were human at one point, we were people like you but something fucked up? And, you know, try opening your heart and your eyes and seeing people as humans - seeing them for the people that they are. Not for their material value or if they're smart or anything like that, man, but try and see the heart inside the person. And, then, my friend, maybe you'll find true happiness, maybe then you'll have true understanding. Until then, fuck yourself. [BLEEP!]

F I'm 20 years old with ARTHRITIS in my feet and I don't care how old you people think you have to be to get this shit but the reality is you can get it anytime. And it would be greatly appreciated if one could just take five minutes to sit down when you've been working and standing on your feet all day for eight hours without getting bitched at? Because it really, really hurts and it's not cool to yell at somebody because they have a physical disability. It makes you feel like shit. So could all of you kind managers and employers take it upon yourselves to understand that if someone has arthritis, it doesn't matter if they have grey hair or not, we still need to sit down and rub our CARTILAGE and joints and get the pain out if you want us to be the worker that you want us to be. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, I just saw Izabelle Desjardins on the street the other day. And she's pretty hot. I was gonna talk to her and then I saw her butt and it really INTIMIDATED me and I had to go home and hide. But she probably is the most gorgeous woman in Montreal ever. That's all I wanted to say. [BLEEP!]

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