Sugar coma: If you like action figures, chain restaurants and Japanese cartoons, Scary-Crayon is just a lil' slice o' heaven, sweetpea. At this site, some weirdos eulogize goldfish, photograph simulated sex between toys, review kids' comics from Red Lobster and create ersatz maki from Little Debbie snack cakes and fake crabmeat. And Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles faces off against a chicken McNugget in the magic of 3D! Make a Krispy-Kreme-egg-cheese-sandwich at www.scary-crayon.com.

Technical knockout: Ever read the instructions on cheap-o electronics? It's like they were written by a Korean-speaking Yoda. And how about those incomprehensible safety diagrams? Do people in Japan really let chickens lay eggs on their monitors frequently enough for it to be a hazard to public safety? The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness compiles some of the zaniest examples of instruction manual tomfoolery. See a technical diagram on how to hide explosives up a rat's ass at www.darrenbarefoot.com/hall/.

Comments? Michael Citrome