M Yeah, all I got to say about the Warped Tour coming up on August 13 is if you're going on your way to the mosh pit, just say EXCUSE ME to other people. Be a little bit more polite than you kids were last year. And if you see me going to the mosh pit, stay out of my way. Thank you. [BLEEP!]

F Okay, strippers are very cool and they listen to all kinds of good music like G-Unit and yet, in many strip clubs, blacks are not allowed in due to a NO BLACK POLICY. Can you imagine being a group of well-dressed black guys not being allowed into a strip club where they're blaring great music and there are naked girls? Any old white dude with a couple bucks can get in, but if a well-dressed black guy from the States tries to come in, they're refused. Due to what? Fear. Thank you. [BLEEP!]

F Dancers in strip clubs get all decked out and dressed up and spend all their money on looking good and learning new moves and POLE TRICKS to dance for people who otherwise can't get a female to look twice at them. And they get a few bucks for it too. But, of course, they all get treated like utter shit from their managers and their bosses. You can see it every time you walk into a place. Maybe the managers should try and get up on those poles, or maybe the guy customers should start getting up there, just to see what it's like. Because I've been to many a male strip club and I can't believe the way women get treated in the strip clubs they have to work at. There's not even any comparison. [BLEEP!]

F Hi, I went to Unity this evening and I was KICKED OUT because I would not check my coat. I was with one of my best girlfriends and they wouldn't allow us to go in. Now I don't know if it was a case of non-gay bashing or what, but I was not impressed. I've kept that place in business for years and years and to not be let in because I'm wearing a jacket when it's like, minus a million degrees outside, I really don't appreciate it. And then they told my friend that she had to check her purse after I said I wouldn't check my jacket. Who checks their purse when they go out to a bar? Uh, we need our purses when we go in to actually pay for the drinks we will be buying! [BLEEP!]

F I'm ranting about JUSTIFIED HATE. There are a couple of bands out there that make me think it's okay to hate - a good one is called Ogenix and another is called the Scroll. I think it's okay to hate liars and that includes people who practice deception. It's okay and it's healthy. [BLEEP!]

M Hi, this is for the girl who said she wanted a reason not to get HIGH all day. I don't know if this is a reason but, basically, I'm high right now! I get up in the morning, I get high, I stay high all day. I've been doing that every day for four months. The only reason I can think of for not doing it is that I find that when I go without getting high for a few days, I feel better. So, in that case, why do I get high at all? I don't know. That's my puzzle. But maybe there is a reason for her in there someplace. [BLEEP!]

M To the guy who noted that the Quebecor logo is an OCCULT SYMBOL. You're totally right, but that's nothing compared to what we have to deal with in everyday life. The American one dollar bill, on the back, the pyramid with the eye in it is a Luciferian symbol. The eye on the top is Lucifer, the bringer of light. Except their goal is not to bring light to the people but to keep it all for themselves leaving us, the SLAVES, to wither in obscurity. You have a lot of these symbols around McGill and UVM universities - especially that golden pyramid standing on four metal trees at the UVM campus. But the cherry on the sundae is that if you look carefully at the map of Washington and Arlington, Virginia, all the streets around the White House design a nice, big, huge pentagram. You know, that sign you see on Mötley Crüe T-shirts! [BLEEP!]

M Yeah, I wanted to call to thank that girl who FARTED into the phone last week. That was pretty much the sexiest thing that I've read in a long time on the Rant Line™. It was incredibly sexy and I really wish I could be the guy that she could shit on. [BLEEP!]

M Hey Diaper Boy, L'Orage has a fetish night Thursday nights once a month and they always run an ad for it in the Mirror. Take a look, you can wear your diaper there - I guess. [BLEEP!]

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