Un-Friends-ly: Now that it's all wrapped, a former Friends writer's assistant has filed suit against NBC for the alleged harassment she had to go through during her tenure - tortures such as a writer blacking out letters in the title of a script to make it read "penis," jokes about David Schwimmer being gay and Courtney Cox's vagina being full of dried-up twigs, observing the writers "pantomiming masturbation," fantasizing about cheerleaders and colouring in an anatomically correct colouring book. Read all the charges of talking about schlongs at www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0423041friends1.html.

Cancel victims: If you're not too busy boo-hooing after Ross offs his friends with that tooth gun from ExistenZ (it's true, I got the episode from KaZaa), you can log on to Television Without Pity and chat it up with other too-cool-for-school TV geeks. It's snarky fun without having to think too hard at www.televisionwithoutpity.com.

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