Crackvision: Mucho Sucko is a blog that compiles some of the weirdest, creepiest and most perverse videos from around the Web, spiced up with some Flash animation and news of exploding penises. A recent sampling included a guy nearly getting mowed down by a speeding train, a Soviet porno cartoon and a Paris Hilton video parody with a collie dog chowing down on what's hopefully a fake cock. It's work safe if you're unemployed at www.muchosucko.com.

Gone mild: While we're on the subject of dumb, here's KISS FOR THE CAMERA, about as unsubtle a concept as you're about to find. In the mould of Hot or Not, this site invites young ladies to give a snog for the camera, then the viewers get to rate the pics and offer pithy comments like "ladies on this site email me." Look for your sister at www.kissforthecamera.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome