Don't walk: Run away from deadly hazards like giant cranes, lightning bolts and ceramic cups in automotive cupholders. It's the daily drama faced by Stick Figure Warning-Man and his family of iconic injury victims. This site applies funny captions to some of the most forbidding warning signs around. If you thought the crash test dummies had a bad job (not the band, but the comparison still works), you'll find this much worse at www.capnwacky.com/warning/.

Human zoo: With all the biological experimentation that's going on today, it's just a matter of time until some smarty-pants scientist appears on CNN with the world's first monkeypotamus. Fortunately, we don't have to wait: HumanDescent did it already, creating new creatures like the bighorn baboon dog, the tusked rhinocechilla and the crested gryphon schnauzer. Okay, I'm making up these names, but how else would you describe these Photoshop mutants? Expect to see one of them rooting through your trash soon at www.humandescent.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome