M I'm sick of all these so-called musicians complaining about how they don't make any money. I love music with a passion but I'm poor, so I can't afford as much music as I like to listen to. I buy music when I can, but sometimes I DOWNLOAD it. I used to feel bad about it but now I don't. If musician want to make money, become ACCOUNTANTS or lawyers. Music is about art. You should want to share your art with other people, not sell it! [BLEEP!]

F It's the Snitches! The Snitches! And if you kept walking by the store and seeing the guy who is actually in the band why didn't you just go inside and ask him yourself? [BLEEP!]

M This is the person who was putting up the Black Lips posters. I'll put my posters wherever I want - especially over U.K. Subs posters. So whoever is whining about it can lick that special place between my balls and my asshole. [BLEEP!]

M This is for those Jackass pussies. You called for a RIOT but you were too wimpy to be a part of it. That says a lot about just how courageous you really are. GG Allin had REAL GUTS but you clowns are just a bunch of capitalist money-makers. You give riots a bad name! Because who rioted again last week? The pigs, you morons. And because of you a friend of mine was clubbed by the pigs and I ain't listening to you or any of your dumbass followers. What a bunch of sheep! [BLEEP!]

M Yeah, this is about that Jackass riot thing that went down with people freaking out over the cop hitting that guy and everything. You know what, man? That guy deserved it. If you watch the video closely you see the guy kicking a mailbox, acting all big and shit - he got what he deserved. And people feel sorry for this guy? If it were up to me, I would give that cop a raise and a MEDAL, man. Because he showed that guy that you just don't try this shit, fucking turning cars over and rioting. [BLEEP!]

M This goes out to the Lazy Musician guy. I too just happen to be lazy local musician but I somehow don't feel the need to constantly defend my position to everybody. I'm not even going to tell you why I play music. In all fairness I suppose I might feel different if I shoved a guitar way all the way up my ass like you know who. [BLEEP!]

M I'll just kill myself. I think that will be fuckin' cool to all you small-minded TRENDIES out there. You dumb fucking sheep, complaining about rock music, you fucking, fuckin' dumb bitches, fucking assholes, dumb shit. The 9/11 crash, what the fuck was that all about? You bunch of fucking mindless SHEEP. [BLEEP!]

F Hi, I'm calling to rant back to this person who keeps finding snot wiped all over her white towels. Yup, I used to have this problem where I would find SNOTBALLS on my walls and I would wonder how they got there. And then I realized that in the three apartments that I had been living in where I would find all these snotballs, it was with the same guy. So it was my ex-boyfriend leaving them. [disgusted]Oooh. [BLEEP!]

M To that girl who was bitching about white girls dying their hair black. I think it's the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to fashion ever so just let her be, you bitch! [BLEEP!]

M This is not much of a rant but I'm gonna vote NDP. Peace out. [BLEEP!]

M I'm wondering why they don't have recycling boxes down in the metro. There are so many newspapers down there like the Mirror, if there is only one place where there should be a recycling box, it's in the metro. Thank you. [BLEEP!]

M Hey, Montreal, do you remember the multitude of piles upon piles upon piles of dog shit on de Maisonneuve between Fort and Chomedy - well, they have all become PETRIFIED and seem to me to be leaking into the ground water. Good-bye, Montreal. You're a fag. I'll talk to you later. [BLEEP!]

M I want to know what happened to that girl who wanted the MASTURBATION CIRCLE. She asked for it back in the fall when it was freezing cold out, and now that it's getting kind of warm, where is she at? Get back to me. [BLEEP!]

M I have a really huge rant back that I think any girl or boy will agree with. Drunk, unemployed sons of bitches do exist but they don't have psychosis, what they have is ATTITUDE. Besides, they could be drunk because of the fact that they are unemployed. Cheating and lying, that's not nice, but it's still nicer than psycho. So rant back girls, but remember, most guys are creepy and most girls are bitches but there still are a few nice people left in Montreal who are just hoping to get their dicks and pussies wet. So let's stop all this talk and fighting and get to the fucking. Okay? [BLEEP!]

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