Jerk-off jury: Let's say you spend a lot of time looking at porn on the Internet. So much that you start a new career as a professional Internet porn reviewer. The Rabbit, a Montrealer with a penchant for porno, did just that. His site, Rabbits Reviews, rates porn sites, categorizing them into such headings as "Drunk," "Hairy," and "Peeing" - and presumably all three. Organize your onanism at www.rabbitsreviews.com.

Tha shit: Find farts fascinating? Bowel movements bowl you over? Potty over potties? Then you need to check out the Poop Report, the online guide to all things defecatory. From news on the latest toilet technologies to sewage explosions to giving your cat an enema, this site has you covered. There's even a gallery of outhouse architecture. Too bad it's hard to take your computer to the toilet. Flush at www. poopreport.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome