Box office'd: Movie making is a risky business. You can spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a mega blockbuster and have it tank (Waterworld). Or you could max out your credit cards and end up with a cult hit (Clerks). The Numbers shows you exactly what was spent and what went right, like the most profitable movie ever, The Blair Witch Project which made 354,614.29 per cent profit, or the biggest loser, Town & Country, for which New Line hemorrhaged nearly $102-million. Audit at www.the-numbers.com.

Mutants: Selective breeding is responsible for some great stuff: cute little dogs, delicious juicy apples, those little Rumanian gymnasts. But a rabbit that looks like it's being crushed under the weight of its own fur, that ain't right. Add to that the fact the poor thing can't see because of all the fur in its face, and you have Betty Chu's freakishly prize-winning angora rabbits. Develop an allergy at http://home.pacbell.net/bettychu/.

Comments? Michael Citrome