Lift and separate: The Biniki - yes, you read it right - is a revolutionary device that could be described simply as an "ass bra." It performs the same hoisting-and-defining functions for a woman's posterior as a brassiere would for her, well, anterior. It's the invention of California psychiatrist Dr. Karin Hart, who was hit with inspiration while staring at her ass in a mirror. Get some support at www.biniki-fashions.com.

Nintendo Power: Those of us who grew up in the '80s have a special fondness for The Legend of Zelda and its sequel, The Adventure of Link. Well, those two NES classics are coming back this Xmas for the Nintendo GameCube in all their blocky, eight- bit, unrefined, unimproved majesty. Of course, you can't actually buy the disc, so if you want it, you'll have to do a little work (or buy a whole new GameCube). Fortunately, Zelda Power is there for you. This Web site keeps track of all Zelda-related activity worldwide. Take that, Gannon! at www.zeldapower.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome