Cellie Bootay: It was inevitable that the proliferation of cell phones with digital cameras would lead to a massive campaign of bionic voyeurism. The combination of a subtle, concealable camera and the ability to send its photos by e-mail or instant messaging to just about anyone clinched the deal. Now there’s a central repository for ogle shots of lovely asses taken on the sly—Mobile Asses. Rate your favourite rears and submit your own shots. Soon you’ll be able to submit directly from your phone at www.mobileasses.com.

Road Food: Tesg is a former radio DJ who loves cats and hates movies. His Guide to Big Chain Road Food Consumption is an encyclopaedic document of American regional and national fast food chains from Taco Tico to Maid-Rite loose meat, to White Castle and its southern doppelgänger Krystal. Fast food is idiosyncratic stuff. There’s historical facts, dining tips and insights on how quickly this stuff will kill you at www.99w.com/evilsam/ff/index.htm.

Comments? Michael Citrome