Disinform: Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraq's former Information Minister, will likely go down in history for his soundbites on the U.S. action in Iraq. This site compiles some of M.S.S.'s best quotes, like "Our initial assessment is that they will all die," along with original content, like what he'd say at the Battle of Endor - "The Death Star is secure. There is no Rebel attack. Truly, I can say there are, in fact, no Rebels anywhere." You can even order the talking action figure at www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com.

Special Delivery: Believe it or not, many of the toys you grew up with are still in production somewhere. And now, you can get them. Toys of India ships kids' stuff worldwide from Hyderabad. Some classics on its Web site include the Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers board game (c. 1992), ol' skool G.I. Joes and WAR ZONE, a green and yellow 8-Bit Nintendo clone with an optional keyboard. They ship internationally at www.toysofindia.com.

Comments? Michael Citrome