It’s got all the makings of an off-colour joke. So, this Israeli man goes to Eilat on a business trip, and he’s feeling a bit lonely. His wife is back home in Haifa and, thinking she’ll never know, he decides to order in a hooker. Answering the knock on his hotel room door, he’s stunned to discover that there, standing before him and ready to offer up a metered amount of lovin’, is his daughter.

According to reports, the shock of seeing the fruit of his loins showing up to extract more fruit from his loins triggered severe chest pains—what the tests are expected to confirm was a mild heart attack.

Disgraced, stunned and caught, the man returned home early to tell his wife what their daughter was up to. The woman has since gone to find the girl with the intention of setting her straight. Before she left, she filed for divorce. :

» Scott Saxon