Major leaguers: Trade you a Musharraf and a Cheney for a Rumsfeld? You too can collect the heroes and villains of the War on Terrorism with the American Crusade trading cards, available free online from Infinite Jest. Each Topps-style card features a player in the U.S.-led campaign against an unseen enemy. There’s Hamid Karzai, Saddam Hussein and the secret detainees, all clearly labelled by team—good or evil. Smoke those folks out at http://yorick.infinitejest.org:81/1/cards.

Catfight: Here at Networthy HQ, there are two cats—a larger one named Soda and a smaller one we call Nabs. All day and all night they scrap, scuffle and skirmish. The play fighting only stops when it’s time to eat or watch TV. Cat Boxing celebrates kitty tussles with action photos of the pussycat title bouts that go on in living rooms all over the world. Get ready to rumble at www.catboxing.com. :

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