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Whiz kids: School’s back in session for Montreal’s many students. So how better to commemorate this pedagogical rebirth than by remembering one of the all-time great TV shows about school—Head of the Class? Crapple’s Head of the Class shrine includes cast lists, photos and episode guide to this classic show, which ended the careers of both former “Dr. Johnny Fever” Howard Hesseman and unfunny Scots comedian Billy Connolly. Remember Arvid and that fat guy at http://crapple.iwarp.com/80s/hotc.html.

Doggy style: It’s getting harder to shock people these days, but FurSuitSex might just do the trick. It’s regular people having sex with people in giant cartoony fur suits. The Onion reported on “the combination of big-eyed, human-sized mascots with decidedly unfurry pink human dicks,” but it’s no joke. This site is chockablock with images of guys sucking off amusement park mascots and you can buy the actual costumes featured in the video. Give yourself nightmares at www.fursuitsex.com. : - Michael Citrome