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This
week: Talamasca wet dream,
the truth about drugs!
F I’m calling because I just woke up from a VERY WET DREAM and I’m still orgasmic over it. Does anyone remember this band called Talamasca where this guy Chriss Lee was the lead singer? Well, I just dreamed about him coming into my home and fucking the brains out of me and drinking my blood. He just kept chanting “Redrum redrum redrum” over and over like a demented mantra. It totally turned me on to the point where I just couldn’t stop playing with myself and making him fuck me like there was no tomorrow! I’m hoping that somebody remembers this guy because I would like to fuck him and I would like to know where he went, what happened to him. Anyway, it was just a very wet dream and I wanted to share it. [BLEEP!] M Hey, I’m reading the Rant Line™ right now and there’s some fucker saying that bassists and drummers never have any CREATIVE IDEAS. This guy must be listening to some pretty shitty music to make such a blatant comment like that. He obviously hasn’t heard of bands like Tool or King Crimson, where the rhythm sections are almost the whole band. He should educate himself before he makes stupid comments. [BLEEP!] M This is in response to the person wondering what the WHITE LINES in the sky left by planes are. I don’t know if you Canadians know about the stupidity that we’re up to in America, but when you see planes flying over cities leaving trails of gas, those gases are usually made of AMMONIUM CHLORIDE and they’re designed to slow down the breakdown of the ozone layer. Isn’t that a clever way to deal with the ozone? We’ll just throw more chemicals up there into it and perhaps that’ll fix the problem! Don’t worry, people, breathing in ammonium chloride chemical-based products will not hurt you-along with all of the other poisons we emit into our world. [BLEEP!] M To the person wanting to know what those six white lines were in the sky last week. It’s a kind of water release from the jet engine and it induces rain. They put it in front of the clouds so that clouds blow into it and since it’s heavier than a cloud, it stays in one spot and the clouds will blow into it and gang up and make big clouds, inducing rain. It’s to hedge global warming and keep it a little bit cooler on the planet. [BLEEP!] M Hello Rant Line™. This is very important-it concerns the fat clouds of white smoke floating all over Montreal. Normally when planes fly through the sky, water condenses on their surfaces and then is vapourized by the heat of the engine. This causes the vapour trails that will dissipate in about 10–15 seconds that you see behind jets flying in the sky. But these fat clouds of smoke that obviously aren’t water vapour are actually clouds of tiny ALUMINUM PARTICLES, microscopic, that have been mixed up with the engine’s jet fuel. Particles so small they don’t affect the engine but will float in the atmosphere for months. They’re deposited into the upper ranges of the atmosphere and this way they reflect the sun’s rays, sending many rays back out into space so they won’t contribute to global warming. The problem is that not only does aluminum kill fish, pollute the water and the earth and isn’t very good for plant life, it’s also horrible for us. It’s the number one cause of Alzheimer’s! So not only do we not know what’s going on, eventually we won’t remember what’s going on!! Someone’s gotta do something about this. [BLEEP!] F Yeah, this is for the guy who doesn’t understand why he loves vaginas so much but doesn’t love women. Well, I’d just like to say that I REALLY LOVE DICK. I’d like to be with dick all the time or I’d like dick to be with me all the time. But I don’t really want to have just dick and no men. In the end, I want to have a man and his dick. So I think you need to spend a little less time with the vagina and a little bit more time with the woman to see why it is men love pussy so much. I don’t think it’s just because of it being a pussy. [BLEEP!] F [very angry] This is to discriminate against that dirty dumb fucker who called vaginas flesh wounds. He’s just another victim of society’s BRAINWASHING men into hating women and I’m sick of hearing men always referring to women’s anatomy in belittling terms. In fact, I would like to start the inquisition all over again just to seek and destroy the likes of brainwashed, feeble-minded, putrid, deformed small invalid cocks like this half-witted mongrel who deserves to burn at the stake. [shouting] Burn, motherfucker, burn! [BLEEP!] M Hey, this is the organization for drug information. This is not a propaganda organization. This is an organization of TRUTH and, truth be told, crack makes your ass flat as a pancake, heroin makes you lose your teeth, alcohol makes you fat and marijuana makes you hungry. What would you rather be? [BLEEP!] Next week: Open forum Got an opinion on the local scene?
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