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A savvy profiteer with a keen grasp of the advertising world could have made himself a tidy sum of money, had those fascists at eBay not got in his way. The gentleman offered at auction the chance to have the design, message or logo of one’s choosing tattooed onto his penis.

There were a few conditions to be met, including that the bidder be the legal holder of any trademarked or copyrighted material suggested for the tattoo. The bidder could not photograph the penis for promotional use without separate negotiated terms, and the seller had reserved the right to remove the tattoo after two years, “medical reasons notwithstanding.” If the winning bidder preferred, the tattoo would be placed on one buttock. A 50 per cent surcharge would gain the bidder use of the man’s entire ass.

An hour after the listing appeared, eBay pulled it off. The listing, that is. :
-Scott Saxon