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>>>July 18, 2002

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Smoking Camels: The Networthy dictionary defines cameltoe as, “Remember Mick Jagger’s crotch during the ’70s? It’s like that, but for a girl.” The Cameltoe Report is devoted to photographing, cataloguing and archiving, err, downstairs cleavage, divided into categories including toe spotting, celebrity toes and retro toes. There are even male cameltoes, which makes one wonder if there’s any sense to this phenomenon at all. Be at the vanguard of the post-Mullet spotting society at www.cameltoe.org.

Gripes: Yo, boyee, do you want to have the flyest kicks on the block? Do you want to break necks when you cruise down the ave? How about some sneaks so ill that they don’t really exist? Platinumkicks is a Hong Kong Web site that sells bootleg Air Jordans in colours that Nike doesn’t make, like red, white and blue and Louis Vuitton. Be dope while breaking copyright law at www.platinumkicks.com. :

-Michael Citrome

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