>>>June 27, 2002

Spunky
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Clockwork: Sometimes the Internet catalyses phenomena that just leave you scratching your head. Here’s just one more. Hardcore porn and hardcore punk rock—mix them, no reaction. Add some Internet, shake them things up, and presto, you have PornForPunks, a real-life amateur porn Web site devoted to punk rockers, of the type that might turn up for an ADX tribute show at L’X. There’s a price to get in, but even the free samples are good for a shock to the system—a pleasant one. Oi Oi Oi at www.pornforpunks.com.

Evil: VillainSupply.com is your one-stop-shop for everything you need to take over the world, or just the mall. From all-weather henchman suits to the rumbling HenchBot, to a White House communications tap and your own personal baby Hitler clone, it’s all available, at cut-rate prices at the eCommerce site (“e” is for “evil”). Cause some harm at www.villainsupply.com. :

-Michael Citrome

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