The Streets Original Pirate Material (Locked On 679/Warner)
Yeah, folks are calling this 22-year-old London “geezuh” Mike Skinner the British Eminem, but I don’t quite see it. Mr. Mathers has “issues,” see, this Skinner kid—the one-man show that is the Streets—he’s just got a list of perfectly reasonable complaints and snarky insights into the zeitgeist of the young, broke and caned in London two-kay-two. Well, that and a deadly skill with the thesaurus, a crateful of those dope, dyslexic “garridge” beats, plenty of stirring strings and shit, and a “roight, ’ere it iz” directness that’s desperately refreshing in U.K. music. “Turn the Page” sets the stage with a swelling, chivalric declaration of intent before “Sharp Darts” hits hard, with the subsequent “Same Old Thing” easing off into a reggae bit (with bite). Further on, the pot-vs.-pints pugnacity of “The Irony of it All” is just too perfect. Bloody brilliant bloke. 9.5/10 (Rupert Bottenberg)

Blurtonia self-titled (Grenadine/FAB)
After waiting a year for Blurtonia to get a national release for this new, brilliant gem, it’s here—louder, faster and more intense than ever. On Blurtonia’s second CD since 1999’s debut, Adventures in the Kingdom of Blurtonia, Sir Ian Blurton and his crew have put together 11 sizzling songs which, from start to finish, make for a rock ’n’ roll masterpiece. If you are looking for what high-energy hard rock music is all about, may I just put it this way: Ian Blurton the scruffy-bearded, riff-slinging genius and his band will blow you away with this one. 9/10 (Jason Felker) CD launch with Ashtray Heart and The Saga Continues… at Barfly, Fri., June 14, 9pm, $6

Speedealer Second Sight (Palm Pictures/Outside)
Speedealer first introduced themselves as Zeke junior, but have since stretched out and found their metal/rock footing, leaving the high-velocity thrash behind. Hey, wait a minute, didn’t Zeke do the same thing with their last record? Oh, well. Produced by ex-Metallica dude Jason Newstead, this is straight-up metal riff rock that his old cohorts could only hope to come up with. The only problem on Second Sight is that Speedealer stick to the same formula throughout and, despite doing it well, it can get a bit tiring. Definite FUBAR rock that always deals out the lethal dosage of high-octane riffage while remaining dumb as fuck. 8/10 (Johnson Cummins)

Cavity On the Lam (Hydra Head)
Another band who scrape the resin out of Sabbath’s bong bowl, but they get no complaints here. The riffs are as heavy as possible, but it’s singer Rene Barge’s guttural, distorted vocals that make this a real winner. Cavity aren’t just molasses-thick riffage either, letting the spaces breathe without stepping on their own toes. The tuning is sub-low and while the production does get a bit too compressed, it still lets all of the interesting parts sit back in the mix so the main riffs can bludgeon. Head-crushing stoner rock. 9/10 (Johnson Cummins)

They Might Be Giants No! (Idlewild)
Parental units, take note. Kooky duo TMBG take a crack at the kiddie-disc market, and considering their square-headed, chock-a-block, quirk-pop inclinations, the job’s cut out for them. Actually, aside from turning the irony meter down a fraction, the two Johns, Linnell and Flansburgh, have hardly recalibrated the classic TMBG formula. On No!, the subject matter includes robots, balloons, groceries, streetlights and the ghost of Thomas Edison—as well as occasional bursts of nonsense (“Violin”)—and it’s all perfect for the wee folk. Kids’ll dig the bonus, interactive animated bits, and parents will appreciate the fact that the last three tunes are scientifically engineered to dwarf-toss the little ones into the land of Nod. 8/10 (Rupert Bottenberg)

Belle and Sebastian Storytelling (Matador)
On paper, the fifth Belle and Sebastian album threatens to be a massive downer, as this soundtrack/score is indelibly touched by its namesake, the recent film by loser-lover Todd Solonz. But fumbling humour and abundant pop (“Scooby Driver” rocks?!) makes this one of the band’s least depressing discs. The mildly amusing dialogue clips don’t undermine their signature orchestral-pop-folk-melancholia, however, and some charming instrumentals, like the recurring “Fiction,” effectively display the Scottish ensemble’s playing prowess. But a few weak tracks persist among the largely lovely, upbeat arrangements, so this isn’t quite B&S at their best. 7.5/10 (Lorraine Carpenter)

Múm Finally We Are No One (Fat Cat/Fusion III)
While they employ neither the soaring grandeur of Sigur Rós nor the elfin idiosyncrasy of Björk, the music of the Múm quartet is unequivocally Icelandic. It’s got that precious, half-lit, glimmer-in-the-gloam quality their peers wield so well, and the unselfconscious, cyclical interweaving of microtronics and folk/classical instruments. The band’s comprised of two guys handling circuitry and the classically-trained twin sisters Valtysdottir (that’s them on the cover of Belle & Sebastian’s Fold Your Hands, Child) on cello, glockenspiel, ethereal vox and so forth. For all the pixie dust and crystal clockwork here, the music’s firmly grounded and eminently satisfying. 8.5/10 (Rupert Bottenberg)

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings Dap-dippin’ With… (Daptone)
Finally, a new funk gem that nobody can say anything about except how brilliant it is. Sharon Jones sings like a hard-drinking woman who was raised in the church but ended up on stage. Bosco Mann and the Dap-Kings have got to be the tightest thing around since hot pants, and I ain’t just saying this. Your jaw will drop at how this record is recorded, with an electrifying funk feel oozing from every single track. I like every song on here (all 10 of them) but Sharon Jones has put a new and very special place in my heart for Janet Jackson’s “What Have You Done For Me Lately,” which she rips a new one like she wrote it. Recorded in label owner Gabe Roth’s basement, this is a new funk milestone for all to enjoy. 9.5/10 (Scott C)

Massive Attack & Mos Def “I Against I” 12” (Melankolic)
Mos and Mas? Where the hell have Massive Attack been? From the heady sounds of this little 12” from the Blade soundtrack, it obviously wasn’t Ibiza. This is one of those collabos that sounds extremely interesting on paper, but for some reason it’s almost a little too melancholy for the mighty Mos Def. It’s like, “If there’s an instrumental and an accapella, then I’m straight.” Unfortunately, there’s just this song, and perhaps this is what we should expect from a soundtrack fixer-upper of such let-down calibre. 6/10 (Scott C)

Joe Claussell Music… a Reason to Celebrate (BBE/Fusion III)
Like many of his compatriots, New York’s Body & Soul ace Joe Claussell draws inspiration from two fabled Gotham titans—David Mancuso (the Loft) and Larry Levan (Paradise Garage). Usually associated with world-beat-tinged garage house, Claussell refuses to be balled and chained with any specific tag. BBE allowed Joe to cherry-pick from the 50,000-plus records in his collection, and the result is a simmering broth covering shades and hues of varying musical persuasions. There are glitterball shakers fom the disco era by Pam Todd and Imagination, along with the tropi-funk of “New Math” by Dave Samuels. Yambu’s “Sunny” is the tabasco sauce that brings the pot to a boil. Music… is more than just good, it’s good for you. 9.5/10 (Peter Lightburn)

Tonex O2 (Verity/Jive)
Male vocalist Tonex may look like an R&B thug, but he’s actually a gospel singer with some street bite. His spiritual message is cloaked in some of the quirkiest beats this side of Rodney Jerkins, making his gospel not just contemporary, but cutting edge. He delivers a message that’s sometimes preachy (the title track), sometimes urgent (“Help!”) and always straight to the point. There’s nothing particularly original about this one, though the hip hop generation should have no problem making the leap of faith into this gospel party. 6.5/10 (Gerard Dee)

 

Various Dope & Glory: Reefer Songs der 30er & 40er Jahre (Trikont/Triage)
Decades before Ozzy coughed up the intro to “Sweetleaf,” pot songs were a dimebag a dozen, as this fussily annotated, two-disc German comp illustrates. No less than 50 tunes here from a host of jazz, blues and swing artists—to name some biggies, there’s Cab Calloway’s “Reefer Man,” Louis Armstrong’s “Muggles,” Nat King Cole’s “Hit That Jive Jack,” even Benny Goodman’s “Texas Tea Party.” And what’s a weed-jazz comp without Mezz Mezrow and the off-the-wall antics of Slim & Slam? These are the tunes that seem to mysteriously disappear from more respectable overviews of these artists and their era, gathered together in a bumper crop. 8/10 (Rupert Bottenberg)

Rene Thomas The Real Cat
Rene Thomas Meeting Mister Thomas (both EmArcy/Universal)

This unsung giant of the jazz guitar left a rather small recorded legacy, so these items recorded in Paris are to be treasured. Born in Liege, Thomas lived in Montreal for five years beginning in April, 1956, a particularly fruitful period in this city’s jazz history. One of the two sessions on the first CD was done just prior to his arrival here. Pianist Rene Urtreger and bassist Benoit Quersin are on this one. Jimmy Raney was Thomas’s idol and the title tune here would seem to be a relative of Jimmy’s “Motion.” The second CD stems from a 1963 date and has American Lou Bennett on organ in a program that includes Wes Montgomery’s “West Coast Blues.” By the way, Rene can also be heard on CDs by Bennett and by Sonny Criss in the same “Jazz In Paris” series. Oh, and Rene’s daughter, Florence, drives a city bus on the 17 route here in Montreal. 10/10 (Len Dobbin)

Frank London’s Klezmer Brass Band Brotherhood of Brass (Piranha/Fusion III)
This disc not only assembles Jews, Moors and Gypsies in a mystic, Masonic triumvirate, it heralds the event with a balls-out blast of brass, Big Easy style. Klezmer icon Frank London’s crew comes together with likeminded units from Cairo (the Hasaballah Brass Band) and the gypsy trail (Boban Markovic Orkestar) for a fierce, funny, frenzied parade of traditional tunes, hammered to fit the drums ’n’ brass parameters. Taken at face value, this stuff is a wild ride, but when you dig into the near-nonsensical, historical-conspiracy liner notes—a fucking laff riot—it takes on mythological proportions. Tough enough to knock down the walls of Jericho, energetic enough to build the Tower of Babel again. 9/10 (Rupert Bottenberg)

 

 

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