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>>> June 13, 2002 Locked
in Were it not for the Internet, some guys would have to go their whole lives never having their testicles cut off with a scalpel on another man’s kitchen table. Thankfully, a 48-year-old Birmingham, Michigan, man had the Internet. Oak Park Police found the man sitting on a curb, the crotch of his jeans heavily saturated with blood. He told police that he had been to visit a friend he’d met online, who offered to castrate him. For reasons known only to him, he complied. After the crude surgery, the two sat down to enjoy some pie. It was only after leaving the man’s house that the wound reopened. As the freshly-de-testicled man was brought to hospital for three hours of surgery, police went to the nearby home of the other man, where they found the missing testicles neatly tucked away in a Tupperware container in his freezer. Police have yet to decide whether or not to lay charges. :
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