Special BOM
question
What is the
one thing Montreal is missing?
1. A real beach
2. Hot dog vendors
3. A good radio station
4. Long summers
5. Jobs/money
6. Taco Bell
7. Cute hetero men
8. Stable baseball team
9. Vibrant music scene
10. Legalized drugs
Plus: Stanley Cup • English signs • Hip hop clubs •
Old Navy • Affordable housing • Decent English language
daily • Hooters • 24-hour metro service • All-night
movie theatre • Freedom from political nonsense • Hot pretzels
• A Freenet community • Better waterfront • Legalized
prostitution • Lesbian dance clubs and hang outs • Heterosexual
bathhouses • Dessert delivery service • More places to park
bicycles • Places for teens to hang out • Pothole repairs
• A hurling league • More cider in the SAQ • Giant
smoke stack spewing out thick black smoke eclipsing the sun in favour
of permanent night • A skatepark • Marijuana cafés
• Better downtown library • Decent mud-wrestling bar •
Cheap downtown parking • Friendly’s restaurant chain •
Giant dinosaurs on the horizon
