>>>April 25, 2002

If I ruled the world

Think global: So many people today rank “globalization” as a dirty word, right up there with fascism and government-by-professional-wrestler (like in Minnesota), but how many of them really know how they feel about globalization, other than just saying, “It’s bad”?

Fantasyworldorder is a Web site that asks you 15 short questions about your own personal politics and then tells you exactly where you stand on globalization, from full-on supporter to complete opposition, with a bunch of other options. You might be surprised about how you actually feel. Rethink your value system at www.fantasyworldorder.com

Moish: Do you have questions about Jewish thought and spirituality? Do you need them answered right-friggin’-now? Well, wonder no more—you can just Ask Moses, who, apparently like Santa Claus, has an army of scholarly elfin proxies available to answer your queries in a live chat room 24/6.

Get closer unto thee at www.askmoses.com. :

—Michael Citrome

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