>>> February 7, 2002
Support your scene

Stay local: Much more than just show listings, Montreal Shows is home to the liveliest, pithiest and smart-assiest chatter about our local music scene. Suggested by Networthy operative Chloe, this site’s message boards abound with scenesters, naysayers and other self-styled experts. If you’re looking for a debate, or to flex your personal tastes, or even maybe pick up chicks, this is the site. Be hip at www.montrealshows.com.

Ninja style: Okay, okay, so it’s Mahir-type Web fakery, but it’s funny. The Official Ninja Homepage is doing the rounds with its take on why ninjas rule.
For example, “Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it.” There is ninja history, ninja sightings, and exclusive ninja movie scripts. Curiously, the constant ninja references are accompanied by constant cock references. Jump-kick to www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm. :

Michael Citrome