Sasha's sex survey   Ladies and gentlemen, may I just say I am thrilled to be hosting the Montreal Mirror's seventh annual sex survey. Let's get started, shall we? --Sasha Perennial favourites 1. What is your most unlikely masturbation item and how was it employed? Did you have much success? 2. What was your worst sex accident and did it merit a trip to the hospital? 3. Is there something you thought you'd never do, much less enjoy, that has now become your favourite meal? All new 4. If you were asked to teach a sex workshop, what would be your area of "expertease" and why?   5. If you could attend a sex workshop, what would it be and why?   6. Do you have a marginalized fetish? What is your first memory of it?   7. Have you ever had a workplace affair turn catastrophic? What were the repercussions? Consumer alert 8. What is your favourite commercially produced sex toy? Why?   9. What has been your worst purchase and what's it doing now? Hell hath no fury 10. What's the wickedest thing you've ever done to someone who broke your heart or fucked you over? Do you regret it now? The ultimate question 11. How's the safer sex thing working out for you these days? Last but not least, for prizes, and notoriety: enjoy all the perks of being a published writer 12. Your most embarrassing, monumental, calamitous, gorgeous sex story in about 100 words. Please include your e-mail address (of course it will be published! How else would your mom find you for your spanking?), so we can give you your prize.