Angel >> Good ol' Quebec lovin' According to an annual survey by the condom manufacturers Durex, Quebecers are Canadians who do "it" the most. The results say that we get it up and on an average of 106 times a year, or 2.04 times a week. Compare that to the Canadian average of 99 times per year. Feel free to snicker, because here are the results from the ROC: Ontario, 92 time per annum; B.C., 101 p.a.; Atlantic Canada, 104 p.a.; and the Prairies, a flaccid 85 p.a. Bon temps chez nous!

Insect >> Ongoing racism conference bickering Almost three months after the UN Conference on Racism wrapped up in Durban, South Africa, countries still have not adopted a final, accepted resolution. Slavery remains a sticking point, with numerous countries arguing that the wording of the document and the placement of certain paragraphs are not acceptable. The debate has been put off until January, but whether the placement of a paragraph will really do all that much to eradicate racism remains to be seen.