Angel >> Evolution When radical apeman Charles Darwin published his thesis, Origin of Species, the Christian world was thrown into chaos. Almost 150 years later, the misnomer that is Ontario's Ministry of Education has eliminated the evolution theory almost entirely from its curriculum, most likely to appease the religious Right. But we're not worried: survival of the fittest dictates that evolution will win out, and small-minded Creationists will ultimately go the way of the dinosaur.

Insect >> Eastern Standard Time Darkness pervades the afternoon streets since the switch back to Standard time, leaving gloom and potential doom in its wake. Research has shown that Daylight Saving Time reduces traffic injuries, saves energy, and even lives, leading to a generally safer society. But putting aside such high-brow details, the fact is that more daylight in the morning means squat to those of us who prefer to sleep in. The Mirror strongly advocates joining fellow Canadians in Saskatchewan and scrapping this time-change thing altogether.