Angel >> Rigorous sex Bye-bye fatty tissue, hello endorphin rush, finally someone has tracked down the Fountain of Youth: constant and energetic sex. A new study interviewed 95 Scots who looked remarkably spring-fresh given their autumn years. The researchers claim that the overriding similarity among those interviewed was that they've all spent a lifetime fornicating like bunny rabbits. Apparently, the endorphins released during sex reduce stress and pain, leaving people with fresher, younger-looking skin. Hey, sweet thing, what are you up to later?

Insect >> Pumpkin shortages With Halloween but a haunting 19 days away, young Montrealers may be facing stolen joy as they dress up as their favourite product this year. The colder temperatures through our sorry-assed excuse of a summer cut the pumpkin growing season in half, bringing reduced harvest of Halloween's most recognized symbol. Carve it, roast its seeds or bake pies from it, but get it while you can--selections are smaller both in size and quantity, which is also bad news for all the Mat Night and day-after pumpkin tossers.