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This week: Scrubs, burritos, surrogate head, Jake Brown lectures!
Plus: Eminem claimed to not be dead!!
"edited" by AL SOUTH F Yeah, in response to that Eminem thing. I don't think that he's DEAD. I don't know where you got your information from and I'd like for someone to check to see if it's true. Please say something in the Mirror 'cuz I don't believe that he's dead! [BLEEP!] F Hey, Cargo pants are out and so are Goldy's parties. And I bet to all of you idiots who are thinking of even going to his parties, half of his DJs or breakers won't even show up. Thanks. [BLEEP!] M Big Blue Cooler. How embarrassing. [BLEEP!] M Yeah, this is a message for that hussy who has a problem with gringo guys. First of all, gringos are American and secondly, why don't you get off your bloated BURRITO ASS and try approaching someone yourself? You call yourself a real woman. Maybe you're a real ugly woman and that's why no sober guy wants to talk to you. [BLEEP!]
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Yeah, this rant is for all those ladies who feel the same way that this fucking bitch do about us NIGGAS not approaching them. You see, it's because we niggas know that if we approach your somewhat good-looking asses you're going to have an attitude about this shit. And what's that? Nigga can't get yo 'cuz nigga ain't dressed right?
I look like a scrub? If you want niggas to approach you, you can do the same thing. It's called equal rights, baby. Peace, out.
M Yeah, to that Jake Brown jerk-off who was screaming passionately into the phone in last week's Rant Line. Was his girlfriend holding him by the ear? [BLEEP!] M This message is for Jake Brown. Remember me? You know what? I'm also looking for women who are highly fuckable and dumber than dirt. And I want you to know that I'm not out of my mind. [BLEEP!] F It's so nice to see that asshole Jake Brown take it upon himself to stand up for all us women everywhere. I guess we're all just too MEEK and SHY to defend ourselves from the big bad men out there and need a big smart man like him to speak for us. Or maybe we just recognize a joke when we see one and are enlightened enough to either laugh or simply ignore it if we don't find it funny. This is my own personal message for Al South and Roger Argent--keep uptight hypocrites like Jake Brown off the Rant Line! [BLEEP!] F Hi, props to Jake Brown for his rant against Al South and Roger Argent. Jake Brown is wicked. He did a LECTURE on vampires once and I think that you should take that very seriously. He is a highly intelligent man. [BLEEP!] M I hate that Jake Brown, fuck! I just want to say that he is a fucking hypocrite, man. What a fucking big baby! The guy goes and puts on all these things with poetry and standing up for FREE SPEECH and then he gets all offended over a stupid joke. Next time he goes and stands on stage and wiggles his little dick in front of his crowd with his nonsense crappy poetry, well I'll know that he's nothing but a suck-ass hypocrite! That's what I think of Jake Brown and his fucking Yawp crawp! [BLEEP!] F What is up with stupid annoying guys in bars GRABBING you every time they want to pass by? It's, like, really annoying. [BLEEP!] M It's good to hear Jake Brown speaking. This is the same guy who parades about the Montreal music scene and then goes and posters over other people's shit. Fuck you Jake Brown, put your shirt on! Yawp? Yech! [BLEEP!] M Hello, this is Memphis and this is for Jake Brown. I've seen your poetry, it's not too good. But I just wanted you to know that I think you're dumber than dirt and highly fuckable. [BLEEP!] M Jake Brown--you need to chill out, man. I think you're the one who needs a woman who's highly fuckable and dumber than dirt. Actually, maybe that's aiming too high for you. You need ANYTHING fuckable, and now! [BLEEP!] M Hi, this is Jason Gallagher and I just want to say that I'm a little shocked by the language used in Jake Brown's rant. I was recently using my Mirror as a kitty training toilet device when my cat walked into my living room and looked at me and said, "Are you out of your fucking mind, you fucking asshole, you fucking cocksucker?" And I was, like, "Hey wait a minute, where did you learn that?" And he said, "Well, I read Jake Brown's rant in the Rant Line." So for the sake of my beautiful, young, almost hairless pussy, can you please keep it clean? [BLEEP!] F Hi, I'm sick and tired of when guys try to bash me when I tell them that I get aroused when I see TWO GUYS making out. But it's okay for them to get aroused when they see two girls making out. I think it's unfair and I know a lot of girls get aroused by this just like me. They should just come out and admit it. [BLEEP!] F Sarah and I are sick of giving our boyfriends blowjobs. Since guys supposedly give better head, is there any way we can set something up? Are there some guys out there who can come over and give our guys blows? We'd be much appreciative, because we don't want to do it anymore. [BLEEP!]
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