>>Highs

The plethora of Asian women on prime time TV Good for TV! And you can thank that lesbian ho on Ally McBeal for it.

The Jungle Brothers' new album Produced by Prop'head Alex Gifford. Fast-forward genre-bending. Wicked.

The Kid Koala media boom The Face, Spin... oh, it brings a tear to our eye.

The arrival of Flat Eric in America The mute yellow puppet that made Levis famous again in Europe is coming soon to a TV commercial near you. Ed the Sock, you have been warned. >>Lows

Gwen Stefani's newest look Pink hair and mouth fulla braces and pushing 30. Not attractive, her.

"Ya Ba" Why not just call it crystal meth? Or deadly addictive? That's what it is.

The Beach trailers Please make them stop, we can't stand it anymore. Boycott! Backlash! Now!

"Cruise" collections Stores full of shorts and bikinis in February: just what 99.5 per cent of this city's population doesn't need. Marketing genius, that is.

The insane promotion for Scritti Politti's new album And who exactly cares?

Doug Henning dies We're hoping "it's just an illusion."