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This week: Bombing drunk, spreading P.L.U.R., leather pants, Mumia, Ted Bundy!
Plus: Verbal map to G-spot wanted!
"edited" by AL SOUTH F Hi, I'm really sorry to be critical. I was kind of wondering what was up with the rave scene here in Montreal. It doesn't seem to be the greatest or very exciting--there needs to be a little bit more of a friendly, sociable scene. But I was thinking, as for the Arrival floor, how about spelling out a line of P.L.U.R. as the airplane goes over top? It would be a wonderful decision! Every raver should get together and spell P.L.U.R., so the airplanes can come in and see it! It would be a really great welcoming to Montreal. Peace, Love, Unity and Respect. [BLEEP!] F This is for the girl that was ranting about No Holds Barred. Well, I saw them at Rock Quest and they are fucking awesome! And about the drummer being a hottie, well, me and my girlfriend have a real leather fetish and he was wearing some really sexy leather PANTS. So if he ever reads this and wants to have a good time with two hot females, well, any day, baby, we're ready, we're waiting. Bye. [BLEEP!] M Yeah, I got a message to some of you graffiti writers out there. Take this word from a KING, all right? Some of you toys out there, you bombing, hitting the mad metros, hitting the mad shit, mad public houses but, yo, a lot of that stuff is just plain ugly and it's about bringing the rain but you better keep it nice or, at least, tight, right? Since you're going out there BOMBING DRUNK, telling people you're drunk, it's just foolish and it's shameful. You know, a wise man once said that to justify you better beautify, and to catch or reciprocate you better educate. And snitches and shit-talkers end up with stitches and old lady walkers. There's a little bit of advice. Yo. [BLEEP!] F Hi, this is a minor complaint to those graffiti artists out there who like to write on bicycle seats. Could you please stop doing this? I appreciate your BUDDING TALENTS and all but you've just destroyed a pair of my PANTS. It's kind of nice when it's on walls and everything but I don't like it when it's written across my ass. So to all of you--find walls and other concrete surfaces to write on! Thanks. [BLEEP!] M I'm calling about all the UNNECESSARY DRIVING going on in this city. Use your car if you're a doctor on call or if you're a parent taking triplets to daycare. But to all those young able-bodied urban hip-types driving their cars around in summer with the windows down, you're being idiots and you look ridiculous. Get your pampered butts on a bike or a bus! [BLEEP!] F I have something to say to people who ignore and deny the existence of or constantly bitch and complain about homeless people and street kids. You should watch one of them get the shit kicked out of them by three ignorant fucking JOCKS who run away laughing like cowards while he tries to get up and spits out blood. Then think about the fact that this is his reality and you are only perpetuating it with your ignorance and intolerance. His busted up face is a direct result of your sick, twisted, dehumanizing attitude. Take that to bed with you and see how well you sleep. [BLEEP!] F Hi, this is in response to the ignorant man who made a comment about Mumia saying he was guilty. This is simply not true. This guy ought to find out the facts of the trial. They won't let Mumia represent himself in the courtroom. They let Ted Bundy represent himself knowing that he murdered over 30 woman, yet they won't let Mumia speak on his behalf. As a fact among many in the trial of Mumia Abu Jamal, this clearly points out that he's been framed. Not to mention the fact that the FBI started a file on this guy at the age of 15. So get real, get a life and find out what's going on. Then make a decision, make a statement. 'Cuz you don't know shit. [BLEEP!] M Yeah, this is a rant for the guy with the girlfriend with the big tits. Your girlfriend is a really lucky girl to have such a caring, sensitive guy like you who calls the Rant Line and refers to her as STACKED and talks about banging her. I'm sure she's really happy that all kinds of creeps looking at her tits makes you happy. Keep up the good work, man. [BLEEP!] M All right ladies, I need some help here. Where in the hell is your G-spot?! I mean, for Christ's sake, if anyone out there can give me a sort of VERBAL MAP on how to get there I would really appreciate it. 'Cuz this is fuckin' ridiculous, it's like a treasure hunt. [BLEEP!] M Hi, I'm looking for women with two characteristics: highly fuckable and dumber than dirt. Thank you very much. You can reach me back here. [BLEEP!]
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