>>Highs

The return of Romanthony Houseland's reclusive answer to Prince has come out of hiding And doing interviews too!

The increasing insanity of the TLC wardrobe We hope they don't break up. We want to see where this ends up (rhinestone prosthesis?).

New Adidas with built-in pacer Gimmicks return to shoe-land. So out they're in.

Weird duets #6 Tom Jones and the Stereophonics remake Three Dog Night's "Mama Told Me Not to Come." We said weird, not good, mind.

Homosexual ski day It's Superbowl Sunday! Suddenly everybody's skis match their outfits!

>>Lows

The Reform Party Hi, we are the creepiest people in the world.

The return of prep fashionSew an alligator on everything and hide your ethnicity and you're halfway there, old sport.

The New Hampshire primaries Nothing but presidential politics for the next nine months! And when did Ben Bradley leave 60 Minutes?

Saying things are "so '90s" Oh, come on people!

DJ joke T-shirts "I've got a 12 inch. Wanna play?" No, and BTW, you are so '90s.