>>Highs

Golden Globes Funnest awards show to watch because the dinner table set-up means everyone's pissed.

All in the Family reruns The show's almost more insane now than it was then. Yay, Global.

The return of Cypress Hill In a rap-rock stylee, of course.

Venture Out A gay social group for fags tired of the club scene. More popular than you would imagine. We smell a trend.

Owning a snowsuit Makes your life happier.

>>Lows

Palace cinema shuts down It looked like the Villa-Maria metro. The movies were cheap. And now, alas, her orange glory is no more.

Rumours that Blue Dog shut downWhere are we supposed to go now when Blizzarts is full?

"Hip" MusiquePlus mobile DJ Daniel DesnoyerOn just too many ads lately. Even more embarrassing than his anglo counterpart Master P.

Three-hour movies Films should not give you chafed bum. Stop the madness. Ouch. Please.

"Angelina Jolie's lips"The next "Jennifer Lopez's ass." We're waiting for elbows, us.