>>Highs

CTV Newsnet How quality can TV get? More bloopers, please!

Lou Bega's concert cancelled A little bit of dross that won't be visiting our city/a little bit of tripe that's not coming in/a little bit of shit that... fill in the blanks.

Darryl Hall coming to town This week's gig was only postponed, not cancelled. You can breathe easy now. We can go for that!

Not leaving your house for three days because of sub-zero weather and starting to feel rather surreal because of it Kind of like drugs. Not bad, either.

That Tommy Lee video Crotches! Sex! A genius concept, oh yes.

>>Lows

Clothes with multiple uses Pants that zip off into shorts were OK. Coats with travel pillows and reading lamps are a bit Craziest Japanese Inventions, no?

The American Music AwardsNorm sucked, but even worse, that logo. A travesty.

In-betweeny nightspots Not a club! Not a lounge! Just loads of space to stand around looking uncomfortable!

Marie Osmond Why is this walrus-like woman creeping back into public consciousness?

Leonardo wanting to play Anakin in the next Star WarsDon't do it, George. Resist his evil chubby charms! :