>>Highs

A-Teens The world does not need another ABBA cover band--unless it's made up of cute Swedish teens.

Lap dancingIt's back!

Stuart Little Cute, but kinda puntable.

"Everyone in stank-butt jean" Spoofs don't come any better than that Method/Redman vid. Gap rap!

Beck coming February 9 at CEPSUM Oh yeah.

>>Lows

The inevitable hype barrage about Beck coming of which this paper will inevi-tably be a part So call us predictable.

Men in their 20s dying their hair greyNot to be ageist, but dudes, you are retarded.

Being sickEveryone's doing it, you will too.

"He really thought he was Andy Kaufman!! It was uncanny!"The most ridiculous promo-schpiel devised in a long time.

Movie critics giving away the endingsBut we didn't want to know that in Fight Club, it turns out they're the same person! Asshole reviewers!

[Erratum: "The new shrunken Spin" was supposed to appear as a downside, not an upside, last week. The editors of Upside/Downside apologize for any confusion our mistake may have caused.]