>>Highs

The Victoria's Secret ads Like watching those blue channels unscrambled on prime time! Mountainous tatas!

The Rex clubAka the Rialto. Opens soon. Dig the controversial ads. The resurrection of d&b night The Session Still a rumour, white university students across Westmount holding their breaths.

Lord of the Flies-style game shows People now kill each other for money on TV! People get shipped off to desert islands! Bye, bye Vanna.

Space fb on the Main Our fave clothes shop opens up another branch. Hello debt!

>>Lows

The 50-foot John Travolta on the Main The Polyester's retro-disco club chain is setting up shop in the old Vertico space. Why do we all have to suffer?

Club anniversariesHey! It's the 30th anniversary of the festival du homard? Should we throw a party for that too?

"Pick up the phooooooone" That Night Moves infomercial needs to be changed. New girls, new music, new slogan, and then we'll think about it, OK?

Hip hop "fans"PE were here, where were you?

Cabaret's coat check policyHas extended to sweaters and shirts, seemingly. Would you like our T-shirts too? Bras?

SnowThe kind that falls out of the sky. Things can only get worse.