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This week: Cretinism, neo-Nazis, Limp Bizkit, Leafs fans!
Plus: Pedophilia traced to non-iodized salt!!
"edited" by AL SOUTH F Yeah, I want to rant about these girls in my school. Last year, they all thought I was INSANE because I liked Limp Bizkit. Now, Limp Bizkit is all popular and they're all like, "Oh my god, Limp Bizkit, nah, nah, nah, nah." So I just want to say that these girls suck. I hope they read this and, if they do, they can fucking go to hell. I HATE you guys. Although I sort of hope they don't read this, because they'll probably kick my ass. [BLEEP!]
M Hi, my name is Jamil and this is a message to that guy who was complaining about there only being HOT water at Cream. I just wanted to tell him that I'm a regular clubber who goes to raves and clubs every weekend. I do about five or six Es--at least--in one weekend. This guy should try and experiment with new things, 'cuz hot water actually INCREASES your buzz. Try new things because you never know what will happen.[BLEEP!]
F Hey, whatever happened to Seven Deadly Sins? They were the best band Montreal ever saw. [BLEEP!]
M Led Zeppelin, they sucked then, they suck now. Led Zeppelin, you are a bunch of overgrown, oversexed, hippie, disgusting, little shits who have nothing to say. I hate your music! [BLEEP!]
M Hippies, what you people call hippies, are probably just BOHEMIANS. They may be a little naive, but they are not parasites. [BLEEP!]
M This is in response to the question about hangovers. As you sleep, the alcohol dehydrates your system and your brain SHRINKS slightly--not noticeably, but slightly. When you wake up, your brain starts to shift inside your head and that's where the headache comes from. The nausea is just your body telling you that you drank too much and that you're a fucking PUTZ. [BLEEP!]
M I agree wholeheartedly with that girl who ranted about how many trees were being MURDERED by insensitive people who insist on using tissues to wipe their asses and blow their noses. In India people wipe their ass with their HANDS and nobody gives a shit about it. As gross as it may sound, it is a very clean procedure. Also, I personally blow my nose into a handkerchief. Is that such a hard thing to do to for the sake of the trees? [BLEEP!]
M Yeah, I was watching this thing on TV a few days ago about CRETINISM in Indonesia and, apparently, if you don't use iodized table salt it creates a lot of problems. I think this is very interesting, because in our society we didn't use iodized table salt for some time and it created a lot of disabilities--forms of cretinism. I think this might be a source of a lot of the problems that affect older people today. Like abuses committed because somebody thinks that you are younger than you are even though you've told them how old you are. And various other things that sort of spiral away from that. [BLEEP!]
M Yes, I have always been curious about neo-Nazis and racist skins. I was wondering, when they take a vacation, do they go to places like Acapulco? Or do they just go to Germany? [BLEEP!]
F I was a little offended by that rant against pussies. Pussies are great. Pussies love to be stroked and rubbed. Pussies are cute and cuddly and warm. My pussy? My pussy loves to be stroked. She's a sweet, sweet pussy and if you tickle her just right she'll let out a little purr. [BLEEP!]
F I would like to share with you that I'm sitting here at work in a very conservative setting and all I can think about is getting some pussy. I'm sorry, but that's what I really want and I'm not getting any. I'm a very attractive woman who men go crazy over and I just cannot seem to get women interested in me. Also, I'm a very SHY GIRL, so I have a hard time approaching these women. I just want to share with you that my only outlet is to think about pussy while I'm here at work. Are women intimidated by attractive looking women and is this the reason why they don't approach them? Do they feel intimidated that they are going to be rejected? Have a nice day. [BLEEP!]
F I'm not going to pay my rent this month because construction workers on the roof of the other building, they've been trying to look into my blinds, like, all day, for the past month. That's all I got to say. Bye. [BLEEP!]
M Hey Montreal, it's Saturday night and we're here from Toronto and we're going to kick Les Canadiens' ass. GO LEAFS GO. Montreal sucks, man! [BLEEP!]
M Rant Line? We don't have anything like that in Toronto, 'cuz the Rant Line sucks! You should wake up and do something better than a Rant Line. How about a Beer Line? Fuck you, Montreal! [BLEEP!]
M Yeah, I called in before and look, Toronto 4, Montreal 1. The Canadiens suck just like their city!! [BLEEP!]
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