Or how about their take on the JFK Jr. death ("Satan calls another Kennedy to Hell")?

While at the site, you can visit some of Landover's various ministries, or pick up some prime Landover real estate right near the church. This site is so well done that it will make you a believer, too.

Keep-you-busy Department:Stop by www.theremediproject.com for some good old fashioned eye & ear candy. Nice to look at, pretty to play with.

The site also contains a pretty handy Webnews page, which includes a collection of headline links culled from a whack of different news sites (real and parody) around the Web.

If you're also looking for somewhere to set up Web-shop, Polyester.net offers 10megs of free Web space.

Pimp daddy Po:Good news! Telebubby Fun Land is back. Taken down a few weeks ago after a threatening letter from the BBC, creator Tom Fulp has decided to put the piece back up, citing Fair Use for parody. So go check it out at www.newgrounds.com/tubby/index.html.

Lobster fest:Live from Maine, it's Lobster Cam! Yup, you read correct. One more useless yet diversionary Web-cam has been set up, this time in a lobster trap. While not particularly exciting (the lobsters don't fight to the death), it's always fun to experience a lobster sighting: www.midcoast.com/lobcam/.

But wouldn't it be fun to be a fly on the confessional wall, listening to people's dirty little secrets? Welcome to the Confessor (www.theconfessor.com). There aren't a huge amount of confessions up yet, but some are worth reading, such as the Evil Twin (envy), Baaa (lust) and Mint Attack (wrath). While visiting, you can also leave your own confession.

Free hate: Here's some good reading for the masses--yankthechain.com, a weekly mess of hateful humour pieces. This weeks feature tells you how to join a Persecuted Minority, helping you make an informed decision. On the site you'll also find the Mark Hamill watch, among other features.

The customer is always wrong: Here's a nice little site with some good stories. I especially enjoyed "How I got fired," "Fools on the phone" and "Tales of revenge." If you actually have to deal with customers you may want to contribute some of your own stories. http://www.customerssuck.com/

Essentially, megaCar is a Mercedes-Benz S500 L packed with about $90,000 (U.S.) worth of computer equipment, giving you real-time videoconferencing, a fast Internet connection, a whack of multimedia equipment and a smooth ride.

Check it out at www.megacar.com. And the presentation is much cooler with a Flash-enabled browser.

The site also features Cat Dynamics, a site devoted to building a better, stronger cat after Fluffy's been involved in an accident. And there's Beep Me Jesus, which works like a Magic 8 ball, only better, 'cuz it's Jesus answering your questions.

While at Newgrounds, you may want to drop by the original Celebrity Assassin and kill some of your favourite pop icons. Unfortunately, you won't be able to see Teletubby Fun Land, which just got removed this week due to a threat by the BBC. I guess they didn't see the humour in Tinky Winky et al pimpin', whorin' and drinkin'.

What's green and red: Finally, the classic "frog in a blender" joke has made it to the Net, animated for the inner child in you. A 10-speed blender, in which floats a frog. You can slowly build up speed, watch as the frog spins round and round. Or, if you're in the mood for insta-gore™, you can just hit the 10 button to send the cute little froggy to amphibian heaven. (http://www.joecartoon.com/reddot/blender.html)

With over 4,500 drinks in the database, you won't be caught with your blender down as the Ambassador asks for a Wet Pussy.

Capital L of the week: Yes, yes, I know, there's plenty of crap on the Net. But once in a while, a certain crop of crap is worthy of distinction, or just pointing at and laughing. So point your browser to http://www.execpc.com/~mephisto/.

Battle of the bulge: Probably long overdue, the Hacker's Diet has arrived: how to lose weight and hair through stress and poor nutrition (www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/). Despite its tongue-in-cheek name, it's a serious project by a geek, teaching geeks to "hack" their bodies. Just do it.

Welcome to the Earth Edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (www.h2g2.com). The universe's greatest guide finally comes to our (mostly) harmless mudball.

The idea naturally follows the guide described in the books, relying on "researcher" entries. Anyone can register and become a researcher. The guide has editors who wade through the submissions, picking what makes the cut and what doesn't.

While visiting the site, you must check out the field reports from Archduke Leopold the Terrible (III).

A fun idea--and if the site ever hits a critical mass of participants, it may actually become useful guide.

Claiming "the courage to be ridiculous before god," the site lives up to its billing. Broken into sections of the narthex, nave, Sunday school, restroom and catacombs, there's some silly stuff all around.

As well, there's the usual panoply of topics: entertainment, style, lives, work, mayhem and wit. Nice added touch: an area for reader feedback under whatever you're currently reading.

Inside, you'll find a good number of sections. Begin with the regular feature, usually a good read. And unlike all those other mags that kow-tow to the stars they love, Tag features the Celebs We Hate. You can play around with the amazing Sex Machine, if that tickles your fancy.

As well, there's the usual panoply of topics: entertainment, style, lives, work, mayhem and wit. Nice added touch: an area for reader feedback under whatever you're currently reading.

Ear to the ground: Everybody loves gossip, though not everybody will admit it. And nothing's better than gossip about the purveyors of gossip. So check out mediagossip (www.mediagossip.com), a daily weblog of gleanings from going-ons around the media biz.

It's an entertainment stock market game; you trade with Hollywood Dollars. You've got your MovieStocks, which include films in all stages of production (from concept to release). There are StarBonds, through which you can finally own a piece of your favourite star. You can buy Options and gamble on the opening weekend winners and losers, or buy into a managed or indexed fund.

20-minute fun-o-the-week: Check out Blind Wino (www.blindwino.com), starring Drunk Driver and Ask Satan.