>>Highs

Cokehead politicians Now if only we can get them to try E.

Girls working in DJ record stores Well, it's about fucking time.

Quannum The former Solesides are back. DJ Shadow in full form!

That new Mariah video Catfight in the toilet! Catfight in the toilet!

Grim Skunk as part of Cream This should be funny.

>>Lows

Buona Notte as part of Cream An "official restaurant"? What is this, the Olympics?

News cafés Pricey coffee, sandwiches and half a dozen dog-eared magazines. Conceptual dining, this is not.

Froshers They're back! They're wearing sweatshirts! They're peeing in beer mugs for bar kicks!

Vice Where is it?

Writers from other weeklies trashing us In self-aggrandizing columns in Fugues. You know who you are. And this is getting really boring, "friend."

Penthouse's 30th anniversary issue "Pissing is America's new obsession." America's had one Mountain Dew too many, we think.