>>Highs

The Chemical Bros.' "Let Forever Be" video Psycho-delic.

American Pie Stupid is cool again! Thank you Expanding Teen Demographic.

Drugs you can buy on the Internet Always a great thing. We especially like the "muscle restorer" Enliven. Not that we are endorsing it or anything (www.enliven.com).

The Null Set Some say they are "the local Tortoise." Good anyway.

The new Vietnamese food dude at Copa High up on the yum-yum scale.

>>Lows

Gay Dad If these haircut-junkies are the "Saviours of British Pop," Britain's in deep shit.

Arty DJs with orchestras Carl Craig, go back to making records home alone, please.

Arty DJs alone Luke Vibert, just go home.

Those Belle Gueule billboards Claude Rajotte in a dreadhead wig. Mitsou with tribal face tattoos. How incredibly fucking annoying can you get.

Fear Factory feat. Gary Numan. "Cars" as a nü-metal anthem? A plain bad idea. And Gary, lose the eyeliner.