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This week: Jar Jar Binks, gym Nazis, drunk at the zoo!
Plus: Unleashed breasts inspire enormous reaction!!
"edited" by AL SOUTH M Something has to be done! The Ruthless Cosmopolitan is out! They are threatening to play soon! It's not safe for anybody! Beware! [BLEEP!]
F Can anybody tell me if there is a bar in Montreal that only plays all '80's music? I've heard about this place Electric Avenue but I don't know much about it. Can someone help me? [BLEEP!]
M The problem with the local music scene is that you guys don't like Deborah Ann. I think that you have a problem with Princess Deborah and the Royal Pain, which is why you didn't review them in the Mirror. That's what's wrong with the local music scene. [BLEEP!]
M Hi, this is Patrick from the West Island and I just found out that this fucking THING--whatever it is--this Jar Jar Binks thing, is on the cover of Rolling Stone. What is going on when starving artists all over the world are busting their asses to get on the cover of music magazines and this movie freak gets on for doing absolutely nothing? Has Jar Jar Binks ever put out a record? And even if he did, who would go out and buy it? Jar Jar Binks is an ugly little fucker with no talent who should be taken out and SHOT. [BLEEP!]
F I suggest that the girl from the Tam Tam unleash her fabulous breasts at the Vendetta's gig at Le Swimming on July 1st. We would all appreciate it very much. [BLEEP!]
M This is for the girl who wanted suggestions as to a good place to expose her breasts. I suggest that she whip 'em out at the Décarie circle at rush hour. It may be illegal but it would sure make the morning commute a little more memorable. [BLEEP!]
M Maybe that girl should expose her tits during the weather report on Newsworld. [BLEEP!]
F Jaime Orchard isn't the Tam Tam flasher, is she? [BLEEP!]
M I suggest that Tam Tam Tits do her next unleashing on the corner of St-Lawrence and Ste-Catherine. It's a very nice area for doing this sort of thing and perhaps she may even make a couple of dollars. I'm going to wait there for the next couple of weeks and I really hope you come by and show us all your beautiful breasts. [BLEEP!]
M I think I speak for all the males at my high school when I say that Royal West Academy should be the next place for that Tam Tam girl to unleash her boobs. [BLEEP!]
M That girl from the Tam Tam can unleash her beautiful breasts at my house any time she feels like it. [BLEEP!]
F Hey Tam Tam Tits. I saw you flashing your pride and joy all over the Tam Tam last week and I, for one, am not impressed. First of all, you only had them out for like, two minutes, and they were FIRM and everything, but nowhere near as big as you were making them out to be on the Rant Line. I think you're just a pathetic little girl who is desperate for attention and willing to do anything to get it. If I have the misfortune of being around you next time you decide to unleash your BABY TITS on an unsuspecting public, you are going to be sorry. 'Coz I swear I'll whip out my own SET OF BOOBS and put your little CANS to shame in front of everyone! Grow up, baby tits! [BLEEP!]
M I just want to tell Tam Tam Tits that I've been inspired by her breast-baring and that I'm planning on following suit this Monday morning in NDG on the 105 bus. You see, I have a beautiful PENIS. A penis that most men would kill for--and most women, too. Although impressive while flaccid, most agree that my penis is at its most spectacular while erect. I want to make people happy with my erect penis, so the first lonely little schoolgirl I come across on Monday morning is going to get to see it in all of its throbbing glory. I just like to make people happy and my penis is my GIFT. [BLEEP!]
M Props to that girl who loves anal sex. I have yet to come across a woman who didn't like it once she'd tried it. Viva la POOPCHUTE! [BLEEP!]
F What the fuck is up with all these people who run the GYMS in this city? At the place I go to they've got this nasty bitch working at the front desk who, unless you're some skinny little twig, looks at you as if you don't even deserve to be working out there. And don't even get me started about that sour twat who works reception at the YWCA. What is wrong with these people? [BLEEP!]
M I have a suggestion for the city of Montreal. I think it's about time we had a ZOO on the island--and not way the fuck over on Île-Ste-Hélène. This zoo should be downtown, open until three o'clock and have alcohol served on the premises. This way we can all get good and drunk and laugh at the stupid animals. [BLEEP!]
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