Angel >> The pie-throwing entartistes Brought to court, investigated by police, called violent by newspaper columnists and letter-writers, even scorned for being unfunny, the entartistes have been through a hard reckoning of late. But sit back and watch some footage of a pie attack--like the video replays shown at the entartistes' fundraiser last Sunday featuring Pierre Pettigrew, Stéphane Dion and others. See a powerful man, suddenly cream-covered, sulking off into a washroom. Do the pie terrorists still matter, you ask? Yes, we reply.

Insect >> Canadian middleweight champion and local asshole Davey Hilton Last Friday's bout between Hilton and cross-town rival Stéphane Ouellet was a vicarious English-French street brawl. The overwhelmingly pro-Ouellet crowd booed the Canadian national anthem, then booed Hilton and his procession of bagpipes. Then, in less than three rounds, Hilton promptly beat the francophone golden boy to a pulp. So thanks, Davey, for that dose of anglo retribution. Too bad you're a good-for-nothing lowlife with an alleged penchant for molesting young girls.