We're going to publish the best answers in each category and, as the grand finale, if you feel up to it, your most crazily embarrassing sex story 100 words or less. The winner gets published, wins prizes and we all get to have a good laugh. And don't worry, you can use a nom de plume, but we will need your phone number so we can give you obscene phone calls or let you know you've won! You can either fill out the form below or just send us e-mail with your answers to mirror@babylon.montreal.qc.ca. Deadline: Februrary 5, 1999 Your name: Your name: Daytime phone number: E-mail address: 1. What is your proudest sexual moment? 2. If you are gay, for whom would you make an exception to bubble and why? 3. If you are straight, same question? 4. Have you ever been hospitalized with a sex accident? What was it? 5. If you are a straight guy who whistles at women, why do you do this and what the fuck do you expect to accomplish? 6. Your most startling pick-up line which, much to your amazement, actually worked. 7. If there was something that repulsed you about your partner, how would you deal with it? 8. What is the sexiest song in the world? 9. If you suspect a partner is getting some action on the side, how do you deal with it? 10. What is your most diabolical scheme in catching a cheating partner? 11. Has anyone ever asked you to change something about yourself and how did you deal with it? 12. When someone is performing cunniligus/fellatio on you and it's not doing a thing, what do you do? 13. If your video store refused to stock pornographic films (but cheerfully supplied racks and racks of bloody violence), would you be inclined to complain and demand an explanation. Or would you just go elsewhere? 14. What is the most useless sex toy you have ever purchased and why? 15. What is the best sex toy you have ever purchased and why? 16. If you frequent prostitutes, what would you like to see changed about the business? 17. Hollywood: who can you absolutely not believe is considered a hotty and why? 18. Ever been caught with your pants down? When, where and how did you deal with the situation? 19. Oddest masturbation item and how was it used? 20. What bothers you the most about contemporary culture's take on sex? Bonus round: your most crazily embarrassing sex story 100 words or less.