>>Highs

St-Laurent chicks dressed like sluts Even more than usual.

Scary TV Specials! Yeessss!

Harassing ska boys "Don't tell me, John Belushi! No, Dan Aykroyd!!"

Amusing costumes at work "Excuse me, Robin Boy Wonder, but have we received that fax from Toronto yet? Oh, and your pubes are showing."

Queens and goths Always make the most of the 31st. Entertaining.

>>Lows

Your boyfriend in drag His legs are better than yours. Inevitably.

Going as the I-Mac Just don't.

Witchcraft for wussies Wicca is the fastest growing religion in America today, thanks to a image-softening Wiccan press campaign. Unfortunately the new New Age.

Giving out those crappy peanut toffees Why not just wear a sandwich board that says, "I'm a cheap bastard."

15 year olds ringing at midnight Don't you have some drugs to do in the park or something?