>>Highs

"Buffalo Gals" remixes Malcolm McLaren redone by KRS-1, Rakim and others. Too cool.

'90s ditzoid movies Night at the Roxbury. Very good. Now we want a feature with those Knife Collector's Club guys.

Glam rock revival Big balls, big boas and a movie starring Ewan McGregor. And that's good enough for us.

Space FB's bumster pants So low, they are crack-bearing. Magnificent.

Tekken 3 If this column isn't quite up to scratch this is why. Wowsers.

>>Lows

Grey clothing The lamest "New Black" ever. You are boring enough already. Why make things worse, eh.

The new Mixmag Yeah, great idea, a music magazine with no music in it. Impossibly shitty now.

Richie Hawtin and his fans Minimalist. Serious. Intelligent. Techno. For adults. Music for student blowhards and we just don't buy it anymore.

Gramstein's "Du Hast" German industrial/Eurocheese doom-slab at number #1. Is this a joke?

514 vs BBCM You know things suck when promoters start suing each other over names of after-parties. Lawyers ain't sexy. Vibe R.I.P.